Tom: Riley, graffiti is a serious crime. Now as the assistant district attorney, I'd have to arrest you and send you to jail. You wouldn't want that, would you?
Riley: Naw. I remember when you got arrested that one time and you was crying cause you thought they were gonna rape you.
Tom: Well, I don't exactly remember it happening like that.
Riley: Yeah it did. The way you was talking they were gonna wear that ass out!
Uncle Ruckus: This is more proof that white man made a tragic misjudgment when he made it legal to teach niggas to read and write. Paint faster! You call that art? Huh? Ain't no nigga that has been good at drawing! If Michelangelo was black, Jesus would have looked like George Jefferson. Keep painting!
Expert Guy: (watching Granddad beat Riley) Now that, in my expert opinion, is an ass whupping!