Jazmine: Daddy says I can go to the movies, but he said I'm not allowed see Soul Plane.
Huey: Good. You don't wanna go to the movies with him. He's crazy.
Granddad: Hush! (to Jazmine) Can't see Soul Plane? Why, little baby?
Jazmine: Because of the types of stereos or something.
Granddad: Types of stereos? Oh, no, no, no, little baby doll. This is a good theater. They have THX. (mimics THX hum)
Huey: She means stereotypes.
Granddad: Stereotypes? In Soul Plane? That's nonsense.
Announcer: Stealing movies is a felony. It's just like robbing the elderly. Or murder.
Manny Perry: We put our lives on the line everyday to make movies. Then people come along and steal all that hardwork. Who would do something like that? A terrible, awful human being that no one will ever love. That's who.
Jazmine: (sobbing) I'm so sorry, Mr. Stuntman!
Granddad: I got my tickets online.
Uncle Ruckus: Aha! A damn lie! I ain't never met a nigger smart enough to use a personal computer. Not even a Macintosh.
Riley: I mean, I love Huey, almost like a brother, but what's done is done.
Theater Employee #1: Oh, yeah. We unionized. Then someone called the corporate headquarters, and they shut down the whole place. Fired everybody.
Huey: Oh. Well, uh... Power to the people.
Theater Employee #1: Fuck you.