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| 195 :03x01 - Ethan Nadelmann (Jan/08/2007) | | Stephen opens up the first episode of the new year talking about Saddam Hussein's execution and the democratic control of Congress. Segments include "The Word: Facts", "Who's Attacking Me Now?", and "Stephen's Sound Advice". Stephen interviews Ethan Nadelmann, the Drug Policy Alliance director who want to legalize drugs. | | Guest Stars: Ethan Nadelman as Himself | Director: Jim Hoskinson
Writer: Stephen Colbert, Frank Lesser, Laura Krafft, Jay Katsir, Peter Gwinn (1), Eric Drysdale, Rob Dubbin, Michael Brumm | |
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| 196 :03x02 - Jim Cramer (Jan/09/2007) | | Stephen congratulates former Archbishop of Warsaw Stanis?aw Wielgus for having a Catholic church scandal that wasn't sexually related; Demeans the Congressional Democrats for taking the day off to watch the NCAA National Championship football game, and suggests they give equal treatment to the Ontario Junior League Hockey game; has the first segment of the "We Are The MEdiator" segment, picking sides during celebrity feuds and featuring Rosie O'Donnell vs. Donald Trump, Angelina Jolie vs. Madonna, and Amitabh Bachchan vs. Shahrukh Khan; and declares himself the "Hardest working man in show business" as a tribute to James Brown. | | Guest Stars: Jim Cramer (1) as Himself | Director: Jim Hoskinson
Writer: Frank Lesser, Laura Krafft, Jay Katsir, Peter Gwinn (1), Eric Drysdale, Rob Dubbin, Michael Brumm, Stephen Colbert | |
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| 198 :03x04 - Judy Woodruff (Jan/11/2007) | | Stephen challenges the audience with another "What Number is Stephen Thinking Of?" segment; talks with Ken Roth, executive director of Human Rights Watch while celebrating the 5th Anniversary of Guantanamo Bay; gives a "Tip of the Hat/Wag of the Finger" to Apple for changing their name to Apple, Inc. and introducing the iPhone, giving the first ever double finger wag; talks to Judy Woodruff about "Generation Next." | | Guest Stars: Judy Woodruff as Herself, Ken Roth as Himself | Director: Jim Hoskinson
Writer: Frank Lesser, Laura Krafft, Jay Katsir, Peter Gwinn (1), Eric Drysdale, Rob Dubbin, Michael Brumm, Stephen Colbert | |
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| 200 :03x06 - Dinesh D'Souza (Jan/16/2007) | | Stephen a new segment of "Invasion of the Country Snatchers" is introduced focusing on immigration, such as a look at an Italian, anti-immigration Presidential candidate and a pizza chain that accepts peso's as payment, which segued into the Golden Globes winner of the Best Foreign film, Letters from Iwo Jima; "Stephen Colbert's Sport Report" focused on David Beckham's signing to play soccer in the USA and a look at the anti-Colbert movement at a Ontario Hockey League game featuring teddy bears tossed upon the ice. | | Guest Stars: Dinesh D'souza as Himself | Director: Jim Hoskinson
Writer: Frank Lesser, Laura Krafft, Jay Katsir, Peter Gwinn (1), Eric Drysdale, Rob Dubbin, Michael Brumm, Stephen Colbert | |
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| 201 :03x07 - Richard Clarke (Jan/17/2007) | | In anticipation of Bill O'Reilly's imminent arrival this week, Stephen brings in some of his most cherished items to spruce the set up. He trash talks with Lynn Swann against all the NFL teams in the playoffs, except for the N.O. Saints for which he is pulling for; a segment of "Better know a district" continues with Brian Braid, Washington's 3rd congressional district Representative. | | Guest Stars: Richard Clarke (2) as Himself, Lynn Swann as Himself | Director: Jim Hoskinson
Writer: Frank Lesser, Laura Krafft, Jay Katsir, Peter Gwinn (1), Eric Drysdale, Rob Dubbin, Michael Brumm, Stephen Colbert | |
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| 203 :03x09 - Tom Schaller (Jan/22/2007) | | Stephen is upset that the New Orleans Saints lost to a Chicago Bears team in which he refers to as "God-less killing Machines"; Stephen calls out Bill Clinton in a segment of "Who's Riding My Coattails Now?" after his appearance at Knox College after he had and to artist Terence Koh for selling his sperm in his art after Stephen's Formula 401 line. Todays word of the day was meant for Alberto Gonzales who refused to admit a right of the people not stated specifically in the Constitution. "Stephen Colbert's Balls For Kidz", subject is gambling. | | Guest Stars: Tom Schaller as Himself | Director: Jim Hoskinson
Writer: Frank Lesser, Laura Krafft, Jay Katsir, Peter Gwinn (1), Eric Drysdale, Rob Dubbin, Michael Brumm, Stephen Colbert | |
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| 271 :03x77 - Dr. Michael D. Gershon (Jun/11/2007) | Stephen is upset that Knox College brought on Bill Clinton to make a commencement speech, and tries to burn his doctorate in protest.
The Wørd: Easy A
Colbert realizes his honorary degree is made out of metal, and takes his anger out on a life-size image of Clinton. Albania embraces Bush - much to Colbert's delight.
Dr. Michael Gershon discusses his book The Second Brain with Stephen. | |
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| 272 :03x78 - Josh Wolf (Jun/12/2007) | Did Alabains steal Bush's watch?
Stephen celebrates the 20th Anniversary of Ronald Regan's "tear down this wall" speech by "reenacting" it with world karate champion Igor Dyachenko.
Stephen talks with Tommy Chung over his disregard for the Paris Hilton coverage.
Another re-enactment of the tearing of the Berlin Wall with a watermelon.
Stephen introduces a new segment: "Colbert Platinum". Anyone earning less than $2 million dollars a year is asked to change the channel.
Stephen talks to video blogger Josh Wolf.
One last celebration: Mr. Dyachenko, tear me off a piece of that cake. | | Uncredited: Tommy Chong as Himself | |
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| 273 :03x79 - Rep. Ron Paul (Jun/13/2007) | Stephen opens his "Freezing Cold Case Files" and speculates that Ötzi the Iceman was murdered by none other than Brad Pitt.
The Wørd: Pathophysiology
Threat Down:
5. Robots!
4. Bears!
3. Robots!
2. Bears!
1. Robot Bears!
Representitive and Presidential candidate Ron Paul talks to Stephen.
Stephen promises his Tivo viewers that he has left a special coded message in one of the commericals. | | Guest Stars: Ron Paul (2) as Himself | | Director: Jim Hoskinson | |
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| 274 :03x80 - Daniel B. Smith (Jun/14/2007) | Stephen is hyped about the laid back approach of Presidential candidate Fred Thompson.
Talks to discharged Navy Arabic translator Stephen Benjamin about gays in the military.
A special summer edition of "Bears & Balls": finacial advice to pay for your vacation.
Daniel B. Smith talks to Stephen about his book Muses, Madmen, and Prophets.
Stephen is off to the Indian Nation of Nod for casino gambling and bars that close at 6 AM. | | Director: Jim Hoskinson | |
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| 275 :03x81 - Toby Keith (Jun/18/2007) | Stephen gives a belated happy 800th anniversary of the conversation of St. Francis of Assisi.
Stephen suggests the newely retired Bob Barker be appointed president of the World Bank.
The Wørd: McConaughey
Stephen talks about his 5-star iTune review of Toby Keith's "High Maintence Woman".
Tip of the Hat/Wag of the Finger:
Tip of the Hat to California Governer Arnold Schwarzenegger for saying that immigrats to turn off Spanish language television to learn English.
Tip of the Hat to Repulicans because 68% do not believe in evolution.
Toby Keith returns to promote his album Big Dog Daddy.
Toby sings his song "High Maintence Woman". | | Director: Jim Hoskinson | | Songs: Toby Keith -- High Maintence Woman | |
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