Stephen appeals to the British aristocrat, Sir Benjamin Slade to be his new heir to his estate. Tonight's The Word is "The Long War" Stephen comments on this new name for the war on terror according to the Pentagon. In a segment called All You Need To Know, where Stephen takes boring long news stories and turns them in to a one-line quip. In the segment, Around The World in 11.6 Seconds, Stephen gives a very fast world news summary in under 11.6 seconds. Stephen interviews Norman Ornstean, a resident scholar at the American Enterprise Institute. They discuss the inadequate job that Congress is doing.