Stephen Colbert: Tonight, how many children must a man father before you call him a man? Turns out, the answer is around twenty. Then the S.A.T.s, are they (A). Ruining Lives, (B). Destroying Dreams, (C). Dashing Hopes or (D). A Rare Arctic Fish? Plus author and liberal talk show host, Al Franken is here. Get ready for a lot of this (Stephen puts his fingers in to plug his ears and makes non-sensical noises). Warmth is to Sun, as Truth is to Me. This is the Colbert Report.