Stephen Colbert: Spring is here, that means I'm raising the alert from Brown to Grizzly. Plus, Hollywood is trying to destroy America, it's a welcome reprieve from trying to turn us gay. And I'll ask Connie Chung how she keeps her romance with Maury Povich alive. Pray she doesn't answer me. From the Creator's of The Colbert Report, this ... is The Colbert Report.
Stephen Colbert: You've been fired from everywhere. Are you going to be fired from MSNBC?
Connie Chung: God, I hope not. I hope not.
Stephen Colbert: You hope not?
Connie Chung: No.
Stephen Colbert: Okay ... well, why ruin a perfect record?