The Colbert Report: Michael Smerconish

Stephen talks about the opening day of Major League Baseball, the recent news of racehorse cloning, and tax season. Tonight's segments include: Who's Honoring Me Now?, The Word: "Stay The Course", and Stephen's Sound Advice. Stephen interviews Michael Smerconish, anti-political correctness radio host and author of the book Muzzled: From T-Ball To Terrorism, True Stories That Should Be Fiction.

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Episode Info

Episode number: 2x44
Production Number: 2044
Airdate: Monday April 03rd, 2006

Director: Jim Hoskinson
Writer: Stephen Colbert, Peter Gwinn (1), Michael Brumm, Rob Dubbin, Jay Katsir, Laura Krafft, Eric Drysdale, Frank Lesser

Guest Stars

Michael Smerconish
As Himself

Main Cast

Stephen Colbert
As Host

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Stephen Colbert: Tonight, a scientist in Texas clones champion racehorses. Now you can win the trifecta with just one pick. Then tax advice for the common man, you deducted the yacht, but what about the helicopter on the yacht. Plus talk show host and defender of racial profiling, Michael Smerconish is here. We'll swap stories of the oppression we've experienced as white males. It's baseball's opening day, any re-broadcast or reproduction of this telecast without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball is prohibited. This is the Colbert Report.

Stephen Colbert: (after taking a swig from a soft drink named Nutz) Mmmmmm. Nothing like nuts on the back of the throat