Episode Quotes
Stephen Colbert: Tonight, Tom Delay leaves Congress, and judging by the smile on his face, he's at least as happy as when he got arrested. Plus, immigration, give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to work cheap. Then send them back where they came from. And Harvey Mansfield, author of the book Manliness will complete his research by talking to me. (Stephen picks up a newspaper as if to do a crossword puzzle) Let's see five letter word ... proven to be accurate ... hmmmm .... (shakes his head) ... got me. This is the Colbert Report.