Episode Quotes
Stephen Colbert: It's Sigmund Freud's 150th birthday, so make a wish and blow out those flaming phallic symbols. Plus, I tell New York Times columnist, Frank Rich, the only part of his paper I read is the comics. Oh, that's right. There are no comics. Then, there's a new crop of summer movies. Ill tell you why it should be left in the field to rot. There are three doors. Behind one is a tiger, behind another, the truth. The third, is a closet. Choose wisely. This is the Colbert Report.