Stephen is upset that the New Orleans Saints lost to a Chicago Bears team in which he refers to as "God-less killing Machines"; Stephen calls out Bill Clinton in a segment of "Who's Riding My Coattails Now?" after his appearance at Knox College after he had and to artist Terence Koh for selling his sperm in his art after Stephen's Formula 401 line. Todays word of the day was meant for Alberto Gonzales who refused to admit a right of the people not stated specifically in the Constitution. "Stephen Colbert's Balls For Kidz", subject is gambling.