Stephen won a bet after the Saginaw Spirit defeated Oshawa Generals, a junior hockey team in the Ontario Hockey League. Discusses the idea that Microsoft is paying for Wikipedia editing; gives Scientology the "Wag of the Finger" after Tom Cruise was named the "Christ" of the cult.
(Show opening statement) Stephen Colbert: A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y? Consonant or vowel, make up your mind, we're at war. This is the Colbert Report!