Jay waking up answers the phone:
Margo: "Jay, this is your sister. Mom just gave me your old room. Um, do you still want this Leif Garrett poster?"
Note: This one is a repeat from the episode "Marty's First Date"
Jay at work, in a theater:
A man hangs with one arm from the edge of a cliff. With the other arm he is struggling to hold a woman. The woman is holding a boy. The boy is holding a dog. The dog is holding a cat. The cat is holding a mouse. And finally, the mouse is holding a piece of cheese. (This is a parody of the movie Cliffhanger.)
Note: This one is a repeat from the "Pilot"
Jay at the end of the movie credits
Jay: "Get away, zit face."