Who in the media can we turn to when Paris Hilton is arrested?
"Albaniacs" - Bush visits Albania.
"Benny and the Guest" - Senior Papist Jason Jones is live from the Vatican to report on Bush's visit there as well.
Resident Expert John Hodgman reports on the rise in popularity of mixed martial arts.
David Steinberg talks about his book The Book of David.
Jon checks in on Stephen Colbert who talks about The Sopranos finale.
Moment of Zen: Jack Cafferty has problems with his teleprompter.