Ellen has only the best today, and it's a show you don't want to miss! First, Ellen welcomes one of the funniest guys around -- MARTIN SHORT! He created some of the most memorable moments on "Saturday Night Live," and is back on TV with a role on "Damages." Then, legendary film producer JERRY WEINTRAUB has been working in entertainment for over 50 years -- and he sure has a lot of stories. He's sharing the best of them in his new memoir, "When I Stop Talking, You'll Know I'm Dead," and will stop by to tell Ellen all about it. Also, country star GRETCHEN WILSON will perform her song "Work Hard, Play Harder." And you never know who else will drop by today!