Dorothy: Codums Rose, Condums!, Condums! Condums!
Drugstore Clerk: Take it easy lady, did you just get out of prison?
Dorothy: Have another piece of chocolate Ma, the doctor didn't know what he was saying when he said they were bad for you.
Dorothy: Ma, you were not at the St. Valentines Day Massacre.
Sophia: I didn't say I was at The St. Valentines Day Massacre, I said I was at A St. Valentine's Day Massacre.
Rose: Don't look at me!
Dorothy: Rose, you made the reservations.
Rose: I know, I just do not want you looking at me.
(Regarding being naked at a nudist camp)
Rose: I am starting to chicken out.
Blanche: Now now Rose it'll be alright. I am sure there are people here with worse bodies than yours and Dorothys.
(Regarding Blanche's story of getting a guy to propose to another guy by accident)
Rose: Blanche that's a beautiful story, so did his girlfriend ever show up?
Blanche: This day and age, it may be a good idea to take along some protection.
Rose: What kind of protection?
Dorothy: Two armed pinkerton guards.
(To Dorothy, Rose, and Blanche in a drug store)
Drugstore Clerk: Joe I need a price check on some condoms. These ladies want boxes of the King George Prophylactics.
Intercom Voice: What kind of condoms?
Drugstore Clerk: These two have the lambskins, and blonde has the ultra sensitive, in black.
The man, who is Sophia's father in this flaskback episode, is the same man who is Sophia's brother in past and future episodes of the series.