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The Golden Girls: Valentine's Day

None of the girls get Valentine's Day dates because they call and cancel on them. This leads to the girls having flashbacks of Valentine's Days of their pasts.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 4x15
Production Number: 101
Airdate: Saturday February 11th, 1989

Special Guest Stars
Julio IglesiasJulio Iglesias
As Himself

Guest Stars
Bill DanaBill Dana
As Papa
Sid MeltonSid Melton
As Salvadore Petrillo
Joe FaustJoe Faust
As Raymond
John RiceJohn Rice
As Steve
Pat McCormickPat McCormick
As Drugstore Clerk
Episode Notes
This episode is primarily a flashback episode.

Episode Quotes
(To Rose)
Dorothy: Codums Rose, Condums!, Condums! Condums!
Drugstore Clerk: Take it easy lady, did you just get out of prison?

(To Sophia)
Dorothy: Have another piece of chocolate Ma, the doctor didn't know what he was saying when he said they were bad for you.

Dorothy: Ma, you were not at the St. Valentines Day Massacre.
Sophia: I didn't say I was at The St. Valentines Day Massacre, I said I was at A St. Valentine's Day Massacre.

Rose: Don't look at me!
Dorothy: Rose, you made the reservations.
Rose: I know, I just do not want you looking at me.

(Regarding being naked at a nudist camp)
Rose: I am starting to chicken out.
Blanche: Now now Rose it'll be alright. I am sure there are people here with worse bodies than yours and Dorothys.

(Regarding Blanche's story of getting a guy to propose to another guy by accident)
Rose: Blanche that's a beautiful story, so did his girlfriend ever show up?

Blanche: This day and age, it may be a good idea to take along some protection.
Rose: What kind of protection?
Dorothy: Two armed pinkerton guards.

(To Dorothy, Rose, and Blanche in a drug store)
Drugstore Clerk: Joe I need a price check on some condoms. These ladies want boxes of the King George Prophylactics.
Intercom Voice: What kind of condoms?
Drugstore Clerk: These two have the lambskins, and blonde has the ultra sensitive, in black.

Episode References
Sophia's Father

The man, who is Sophia's father in this flaskback episode, is the same man who is Sophia's brother in past and future episodes of the series.

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