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The Golden Girls: Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom

Blanche has a regular checkup at the doctor but they tell her she needs a heart pacemaker to keep the beating regulated. This scares Blanche to the point she decides to avoid any form of sexual contact from any of her dates.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 5x17
Production Number: 120
Airdate: Saturday February 10th, 1990

Guest Stars
David Jay WillisDavid Jay Willis
As Orderly
Stanley KamelStanley Kamel
As Dr. Stein
Robert CulpRobert Culp
As Simon
Episode Quotes
Blanche: For the next 24 hours I have to write down everything I do.
Sophia: And you're not ashamed to have the doctor read that smut?

Blanche: He wants to put a pacemaker in me.
Sophia: Everybody has a name for it.

Rose: You know what I do when I'm scared?
Sophia: You toss your cookie?
Rose: Besides that.

Blanche: I've been to enough funerals to know how they put makeup on then. They all look like clowns. I expect to see about 25 of them pop out at one time.

Blanche: That man wants to wrip me open from stem to stern.
Sophia: Your favorite parts.

Blanche: Where's my money old woman?
Sophia: I knew that would get her up. I was born to heal.

Blanche: I was looking down at myself having an out of body experience.
Dorothy: So it was like the mirror on your bedroom ceiling?

Cultural References
Sophia: Guess who's on Johnny Carson, tonight?

Sophia is referring to the last years of Johnny Carson when he was host of The Tonight Show.

Rose: I guess I'll have to go on a sensible diet, the "The St. Olaf I can't believe this is cheese diet".

This is a pun on "I can't believe it's not butter."

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