Rose: This is the most exciting thing in my life!
Dorothy: More exciting than you winning the me and my dog lookalike contest?
Rose: What kind of protection?
Dorothy: Two armed pinkerton guards.
Dorothy: Condoms Rose, condoms, condoms, condoms!
Clerk: Cool it lady, did you just get out of prison?
Clerk: Joe I need a price check on some condoms. These three ladies want a couple of boxes of the King Georgie prophylactics. Two of them got the lambskins, and the blonde here has the ultra sensitive in black.
Rose: Come on Dorothy, if the Egyptians can build a pyramid, we can move this toilet.
Dorothy: Fine, get me a couple dozen Hebrews and you got a deal.
Dorothy: I just got thrown out of an unauthorized Elvis fan club. I'll try to pick up the pieces and move on with my life. There must be a support club for people like me.
Sophia: I can't believe this, one lousy night with Mussolini and I do mean lousy. Then I'm marked for life.
Mussolini was the dictator of Italy during World War II.
Blanche: You should pick a club that is less fanatical in its devotion.
Dorothy: Like what Blanche? The PLO?
The Palestine Liberation Organization is a terrorist organization that says it desires a land for the Palestinians.