Sophia: Look who we are talking to? The president of knocked up and single.
Blanche: At least Dorothy was by accident. My daughter went to a sperm bank a sperm bank...just the very idea of a bank having sperm.
Rebecca: That depends on how my mother feels about having the baby here.
Blanche: Right here? So close to cuba.
Blanche: Becky, I know I told you where babies come from but did I tell you where they come out?
Sophia: She'd be better off having the baby at your place, at least you have stirrups.
Dorothy: Ma, you're hurting my feelings.
Sophia: Not as bad as you hurt my unie.
Dorothy: So I didn't disappoint you, Ma?
Sophia: A little.