Rose: Any damage to the car?
Blanche: That's the one bright spot since I was driving yours.
Sophia: I've made a decision. I am going to become a nun.
Blanche: God spoke to you? Have you been eating chili dogs again?
Rose: I've been talking for a half hour, guess what?
Blanche: You forgot to dial the phone first?
Blanche: We'll have a certain Scandinavian nitwit hide in the closet.
Rose: Wouldn't it be easier if I hid in the closet?!
Dorothy: Ma, you went to a convent? Why didn't I know that?
Sophia: Because you're divorced! Technically, in the eyes of the Church, you don't exist! I spit on you! Unless Sister would like to spit on you first.