Episode Quotes
(To Dorothy)
Sophia: When was the last time you had sex?
Rose: I'm the queen!
Dorothy:You're also the fool so we are saving a lot on payroll.
Blanche: Am I convincing?
Dorothy: As what? Ye olde town slut?
Rebecca: Have a good time with grandma!
Blanche: Rebecca, don't say that. If you keep saying that she will grow up thinking that's my name!
Sophia: What did I tell you to tell them if they kept picking on you?
Dorothy: That my mother can have you eliminated with one phone call.
Blanche: I'm warning you, if anybody rats me out, the old lady is out on the streets!
Blanche: Girls I don't know what to do.
Dorothy: Maybe in a couple of years medicare will pay for it.
Sophia: Maybe in a half an hour the Inquirer will pay for it.