Sophia: Well I'm off.
Dorothy: That'd be my diagnosis.
Dorothy: Let's analyze this, what are you now, about 200?
Blanche: I can't be Jewish!
Sophia: I'll be damned, the black guys prejudiced.
(Regarding Confederate reinactment)
Dorothy: I'm surprised they couldn't get federal funding for this.
Karl: Don't make a move old lady.
Sophia: Nice way to talk to your mother, pussycat.
Dorothy: Ladies and gentlemen, Roy Orbison.
This is an oldies singer with trademark dark glasses.
Dorothy: The Harlem Globetrotters just took the court.
This is an infamous black basketball team.
Sophia: The man has been on America's Most Wanted at least six times!
This is a popular crime show on FOX that tries to capture criminals across America.