Recap
The scene opens with Dan and Jack catching a meal, when Jack finds Dan’s doughnut-gaucomonut habit weird. However, it charges up Dan with an irritant-like kick and he loves having it. Meanwhile, one of the young cops at the office is setting a new record for the highest number of push-ups. Just as Hodges announces the news, Dan is not game with anyone actually having broken his record. So he puts himself to the test. Dan is straining as soon as he starts, and Samantha points out how the veins on his head suggests he is straining beyond a healthy limit. Jack manages to pull him out of the record bout – they have a case to solve.
When they arrive at Dr. Morris’s house, who likes being called with his title and surname. He tells them about the theft at his place. ..
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Episode Quotes
Lt Ruiz: I brought you some lunch. We've got a high-protein
tofu salad with low-fat dressing.
Dan: It looks like what's under a lawn mower.
Lt Ruiz: And a delicious veggie sandwich.
Dan: A sandwich without meat isn't a sandwich. It's just lonely bread.
Jack.: Dan Stark bucket list, well this will be interesting. Sleep with Olivia Newton John.
Dan: Yeah, I hear she's got a new hip.
Jack: Number two, bed down Heather Locklear and/or Heather Thomas.
Dan: Yeah, I'll take the Heathers any way I can get them.