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McNeil discovers that Ruben is working as a security guard for actress Gina Gershon, and wants a piece of that action. Frank decides he needs to be in on this little opportunity also, so he and the rest of the guys take personal security jobs with other clients. Pip is in trouble when Adina finds a phone number in his pants pocket, and she worries that he is being unfaithful. Jan learns that Al has a naughty little secret.
Tommy: How the hell does Ruben end up datin' Gina Gershon?
Pip: They were giving up all kinda subtle signs.
McNeil: Like what?
Pip: Gigglin', whisperin', at one point she even gave him a little... ass bump.
Tommy: An ass bump?
McNeil: An ass bump's pretty serious.
Pip: Sure is.
Tommy: What's an ass bump?
McNeil: It's like a hip check, only... softer.
Pip: And more meaningful.
Jan: So what is it about the idea of two women having sex that's such a turn-on for guys?
McNeil: Well, it's ah, it's just like the idea of one woman having sex. Only... it's two.
Jan: Oh, thanks for clearing that up.
I saw her on Broadway, in Cabaret
Pip is referring to Gina Gershon
's appearance starring as the lead female role in the revival of the musical Broadway show, Cabaret
, in 2001.
Me and my roommate got drunk one night and fooled around. She was so hot, too. Looked a little like Catherine McCord, you know, that blonde chick from the beer commercials?
is an actress who has appeared in many commercials, and has had many guest appearances on shows like Once and Again
, and Two and a Half Men
Tommy: Frank Harrigan kissing Catherine McCord? That's like a buffalo takin' a dump on the Mona Lisa!
The Mona Lisa is probably the most famous painting in the world. Renaissance man Leonardo da Vinci painted it in the 16th century.