Carrie: Well, while you were in the hospital after the surgery, when you were sleeping, you were moaning all these girls' names.
Carrie: Yeah. "Oh, Candace! Oh, Inez! Ooh, Tanya." Sickening.
Doug: No, those weren't girls. I was having a dream where I was helping someone name a litter of puppies.
Carrie: Oh. Well apparently, two puppies named Britney and Christina were making out with you in a limo.
Doug: That's 'cause I had treats in my pocket
(Doug and Carrie are on the couch and Doug looks at his watch)
Carrie: Doug, looking at your watch every 30 seconds is not going to make the Chinese food come any faster.
(The doorbell rings.)
Doug: You hate that that just rang, don't you?