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The King of Queens: Silent Mite

Doug and Carrie are shopping for Christmas when Doug sees a midget hitting on Carrie. He decides to go over and chase him away. Later when he is trying to buy something he realizes his wallet is gone, and thinks the midget stole it. Doug decides to hunt him down with Arthur's help rather than talk to a short policeman about it.


Episode Info


Episode number: 7x7
Production Number: 707
Airdate: Wednesday December 15th, 2004

Director: Andy Cadiff
Writer: Ilana Wernick

Alternate Airdates:

NL (RTL 5) Jan 19, 2010

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Guest Stars
Bruce FineBruce Fine
As Detective Perry
Jamison YangJamison Yang
As Salesperson
Episode Quotes
Doug: (after scaring away the midget) Hey, guy hits on my woman, I'm gonna throw down.
Carrie: Really? How come you didn't do anything to that banker who asked me out to dinner last week?
Doug: 'Cause he was almost my height.



Cultural References
Arthur: You know, we're quite a team. Like Jake and the Fatman. Needless to say, I'm Jake.

Jake and the fatman was a late '80s-early '90s show that aired on CBS about a D.A. and an investigator.



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