Doug: (after scaring away the midget) Hey, guy hits on my woman, I'm gonna throw down.
Carrie: Really? How come you didn't do anything to that banker who asked me out to dinner last week?
Doug: 'Cause he was almost my height.
Arthur: You know, we're quite a team. Like Jake and the Fatman. Needless to say, I'm Jake.
Jake and the fatman was a late '80s-early '90s show that aired on CBS about a D.A. and an investigator.