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Season 3
27 :03x01 - Labia Majora (Jan/08/2006)
The third season opens with Bette and Tina trying to rekindle their sexual groove after having a child. Road rage grabs hold of Alice as she chases after Dana through the streets of Los Angeles, Helena purchases a movie studio, and Jenny leaves the mid-west and heads back out to LA.
Guest Stars: Kate Clinton as Dr. Farber, Margot Kidder as Sandy Ziskin, Cynthia Stevenson as Roberta Collie, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Irene Olga Lopez (1) as Mercedes, | Co-Guest Stars: Colin Lawrence as David, Stephen Aberle as Warren Ziskin, Elena Murzello as Anna, Franco Maravilla as Freddy, Maria Dimou as Patricia, Patricia Mayen-Salazar as Begonia, Esmeralda Fortin as Abuela, Michelle Candido as Woman Passing Granola, Chelah Horsdal as Psychic, Christine Chatelain as Marilyn, Jill Teed as Teri, Paralee Cook as Sally, Tamara Prescott as Louise, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, John Reardon (1) as Young Dad, Jason Hagemeister as Yoga Instructor, Leanna Nash as Vera, Marilyn Norry as Eve, Annabel Kershaw as Mindy
Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Songs: Georgina Perez -- Amor Del Alma, Shivaree -- I Will Go Quietly, Maria Muldaur -- It Ain't The Meat It's The Motion, Othello 9 -- Jena Beat, Catlow -- Kiss The World, Transientworld -- Shelter, Tegan and Sara -- So Jealous, Lady Precise -- Str8 With Myself
 
28 :03x02 - Lost Weekend (Jan/15/2006)
Kit hires Billie Blaikie - "the best party promoter in town" - to pump up business at the Planet. Jenny and Moira experience gay-bashing while en route to California, Shane gets a girly makeover from Carmen's mother, and Bette and Tina try to find a man to act as a masculine influence to impress an adoption case worker.
Guest Stars: Maggie Moore as Ann-Margaret, Ann-Marie MacDonald as Julie, Alan Cumming as Billie Blaikie, Irene Olga Lopez (1) as Mercedes, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Cynthia Stevenson as Roberta Collie, | Co-Guest Stars: Elfina Luk as Femme Dyke, Tammy Bentz as Butch Dyke, Lisa Bunting as Group Leader, Shiraine Haas as Lexi, Elena Murzello as Anna, Esmeralda Fortin as Abuela, Maria Dimou as Patricia, Patricia Mayen-Salazar as Aunt Begonia, Tom McBeath as Hal, Beverley Elliott as Martha, Tamara Lashley as Bisexual Girl, Laura Mennell as Toni, Jill Teed as Teri, Heather Doerksen as Waitress, Fraser Aitcheson as Garbage Man, Tyler Johnston as Redneck Boy, Aaron Brooks as Redneck Boy, Brendan Bailey as Hustler, Shawn Reis as 70's Faggot, Kaaren deZilva as Evi, Ellie Harvie (1) as Janice, Benjamin Arthur as 70's Faggot, Jason McKinnon as Bisexual Boy, Katrina Fields as Bar Girl, Yvette Narlock as Elvis Drag King, Mark Epstein as Himself, Sergio Garcia as Luis, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Colin Lawrence as David, Shawn Ayers as Hustler, Shay Kuebler as Redneck Boy, Magda Apanowicz as Redneck Girl, Stephen Sisk as Mentally Challenged Person, Lubna Dalupang as Croupier, Quinn Lord as Roland, Dimitri Zaborojnyi as Male Having Sex, Jeffrey Schaan as Male Having Sex, Andrew Hrankowski as Male Having Sex, Ian Jamieson as Male Having Sex, Alistair Gamble as Male Having Sex
Director: Bille Eltringham
Writer: A. M. Homes
Songs: Mambo! Mambo! Mambo! -- Bonito Y Sabroso, Hermann Egger -- Bottoms Up, Charlie Brissette -- Cha's Cha Cha, Transientworld -- China White, Boleros Siempre -- En Mi Corazón, D'Angelo -- Feel Like Makin' Love, Bottleneck -- High Prairie, Eldorado -- Jaded Julie, Tracy Bonham -- Naked, Neko Case -- Porchlight, Optimist -- Prime Recovery, Dyad -- Red Rocking Chair, Gerhard Golzo -- Silk N Vice, Roisin -- Spotlight, Maggie Moore & Yvette -- The Lady Loves Me, Danny Camero Leonard -- The Swan, Sweatshop -- Union Try, Kayle -- Who's Making Who Cry
 
29 :03x03 - Lobster (Jan/22/2006)
Helena offers Tina a job at the movie studio. Bette and Tina hire a "manny": a male nanny to whom Kit takes a liking. Dana gets a mammogram, and Jenny returns to L.A. with her friend Moira, who feels like a fish out of water among Jenny's old pals.
Guest Stars: Keram Malicki-Sanchez as Chase, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Alan Cumming as Billie Blaikie, | Co-Guest Stars: John Gray (2) as Teenage Boy, Tommy Danielowski as Waiter, Elizabeth Weinstein as Receptionist, Patricia Idlette as Technician, Judith Maxie as Dr. Wilson, Susan Mosher as Ruth, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Chelah Horsdal as Psychic, Laura Mennell as Sister Toni, Naomi Joy Gallagher as Sister Agatha, Frazey Ford as Sister Christine
Director: Bronwen Hughes
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Songs: Amy Cook -- A Million Holes In Heaven, The Dead Kennedys -- California Uber Alles, Frazey Ford -- In My Time Of Dying, BETTY -- Jesus, Sinewave Todds -- Journey Into Temporal Space, Red Room -- Le Paradis, Transientworld -- Learn To Play The Blues, Transientworld -- Light Bright City, The Von Iva's -- Same Sad Song, Madrid -- Stereostar, Lorraine Lawson -- The Rules Of The Game, Madrid -- Trafficking
 
30 :03x04 - Light My Fire (Jan/29/2006)
Jenny is a wreck when Moira doesn't come home one night, and Bette goes to Washington to speak before the Senate, where she meets a powerful lawmaker. DJ Carmen spins for Russell Simmons, Dana is interviewed by Billie Jean King at a tennis match, Kit reconsiders her decision to let Billie run the Planet, and Helena develops feelings for a straight documentarian.
Guest Stars: Michael Ryan (3) as Senator Horsey, Billie Jean King as Herself, Dana Delany as Senator Grisham, Keram Malicki-Sanchez as Chase, Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland, Russell Simmons as Himself, Alan Cumming as Billie Blaikie, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, | Co-Guest Stars: Lisa Howell as Girl, Gillian Hutchison as Margie Adams, Nicholas Treeshin as Tom, Carl McDonald as Ginger Vitus, Elise Lebrun as Ivanova, Derek McIver as Pastor Frank, Stephen Powell (2) as Chair Umpire, Susan Mosher as Ruth, Susan Hogan as Sharon Fairbanks, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Paul Anthony (1) as Young Waiter, Duncan Minett (1) as Reporter, Bif Naked as Cynthia, Naomi Joy Gallagher as Sister Agatha
Director: Lynne Stopkewich
Writer: Cherien Dabis
Songs: Tra La La -- All Fired Up, Madrid Tierra -- Del Fuego, Ember Swift -- Elle Est Là, Julie Doiran -- Faites De Beaux Reves, Tribe 8 -- Junkyard Dog, Othello 9 -- Let It Ride, The Pretenders -- Message Of Love (EZ Remix), Le Tigre -- Nanny Nanny Boo Boo, Othello 9 -- Saturn, The Gossip -- Standing In The Way Of Control (Le Tigre Remix), Catlow -- The Weekend, Carole Pope -- Transcend, Madrid -- Wondres
 
31 :03x05 - Lifeline (Feb/05/2006)
Tina develops an attraction to men, Bette tries Buddhism and gets good news on the work front. Whilst speed-dating, Alice meets a lesbian vampire and Kit is serenaded by 'Mangus'. Dana gets bad news on the health front, Helena woos a documentary filmmaker, Moira goes out as a man and Shane's ex drops in.
Guest Stars: Rosanna Arquette as Cherie Peroni, Keram Malicki-Sanchez as Chase, Ann-Marie MacDonald as Julie, Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Alan Cumming as Billie Blaikie, | Co-Guest Stars: Brendan Penny as Coleman Alt, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Paul Popowich as Josh Becker, David Lewis (2) as Mitch, Andrew Airlie as Dr. Shapiro, Derek McIver as Frank, Erica Cerra as Uta Refson, Andrew McNee as Brian, Denis Krasnogolov as Ludvig, Tara Janicki as Dana's Butch Girl, Adam Thomas (2) as Gregory, Tammy Gillis as Tammy
Director: Kimberly Peirce
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Songs: Raymond MacDonald -- Collision, Sweatshop Union -- Don't Be Afraid, Millie Jackson -- Feel Like Makin' Love, Esthero -- I Drive Alone, Cory Lee -- Naughty Song, Fanny Pack -- Not This, Werner Tautz -- Razz My Berries, Magneta Lane -- The Constant Lover, Siegfried Schwab & Manfred Hubler -- The Lions And The Cucumber, Othello 9 -- Vol 5
 
32 :03x06 - Lifesize (Feb/12/2006)
A publisher wants Jenny to turn her fictional novel into a tell-all memoir, Alice becomes more enamored of Uta - the vampire, Carmen confronts Shane about her affair with Cherie, Billie helps Moira/Max score an illegal prescription for male hormones, Dylan sends Helena mixed signals, and the girls learn the truth about Dana's condition.
Guest Stars: Callum Keith Rennie as Danny, Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Alan Cumming as Billie Blaikie, | Co-Guest Stars: Barbara Kottmeier as Young Bette, Suzanne Bastien as Nurse, Richard Keats as Anesthesiologist, Andrew Airlie as Dr. Shapiro, Ellie Harvie (1) as Janice, P. Lynn Johnson as Jan Martin, Brendan Penny as Coleman Alt, Michael Hogan (1) as Irwin Fairbanks, Susan Hogan as Sharon Fairbanks
Director: Tricia Brock
Writer: Adam Rapp
Songs: The Stars -- Ageless Beauty, Siouxsie And The Banshees -- Christine, Sleater Kinney -- Jumpers, Cranky Jam -- Sermonizer, Othello 9 -- Wrapped Up
 
33 :03x07 - Lone Star (Feb/19/2006)
Dana undergoes chemotherapy, Jenny injects Moira with hormones, Carmen and Shane get matching tattoos, Tina pursues her attraction to Josh, Kit catches Billie snorting coke, Uta persuades Alice to search for the Dana cutout she threw away and the B-52's play The Planet.
Guest Stars: Eve Ensler as NY Editor, Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Alan Cumming as Billie Blaikie, | Co-Guest Stars: Cindy Wilson as Herself, Fred Schneider as Himself, Deirdre Blades as Beautiful Older Woman, Eileen Bui as Jun Yin, Panthea as Opera Singer, Meghan Gardiner as Opera Singer, Justina Kervel as Tat Artist Kim, Zachary Alford as Himself, Keith Strickland as Himself, Kate Pierson as Herself, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Randi Lynne as Nurse Connie, Erica Cerra as Uta Refson, Paul Popowich as Josh Becker, Patti Allen (1) as Dr. Kaufman, Rob deLeeuw as Garbage Clerk, P. Lynn Johnson as Jan Martin, Dave McGowan as Roadie, Alex Ferris as Wilson
Director: Frank R. Pierson
Writer: Elizabeth Ziff
Songs: Toshi Reagon -- Building Blues, Jahna Flower -- Duet, Scissor Sisters -- Filthy / Gorgeous, Tracy And The Plastics -- Henrietta, The B-52's -- Pump, Giant Drag -- YFLMD
 
34 :03x08 - Latecomer (Feb/26/2006)
Tina stops sleeping with Bette; Moira announces that she wants to be called Max; Kit gets some help from singer Nona Hendryx; Jenny and Max discuss plans for a benefit party; Dana tries out a new look and Helena takes Dana and the girls to a basketball game.
Guest Stars: Cynthia Stevenson as Roberta Collie, Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland, | Co-Guest Stars: Paul Silveira as Engineer, Carrie Close as Sports Fan, Zach Carter as Handler, Carlos Gomez as Airline Official, Malaika Jackson (1) as Basketball Player, Nona Hendryx as Herself, Amy Ziff as Herself, Alyson Palmer as Herself, Brynn Horrocks as Flight Attendant, Malcolm Stewart as Dr. Geld, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Tracy Bonham as Herself, Elizabeth Ziff as Herself
Director: Angela Robinson (2)
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Songs: Scarling -- Bummer, Go Betty Go -- C'Mon, Telepopmusik -- Don't Look Back, Numchucks -- Get In The Van, DJ Revolution -- Neckbreakin', Nona Hendryx, Pam Grier & BETTY -- Transformation, Tracy Bonham -- Whether Your Fall
 
35 :03x09 - Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way (Mar/05/2006)
Dana shows signs of improvement; Carmen takes a big step and comes out to her family; Helena gets sued; Jenny attends a support group for transsexuals to help her deal with Max; Bette struggles to find inner peace.
Guest Stars: Steven Eckholdt as Henry, Callum Keith Rennie as Danny, Irene Olga Lopez (1) as Mercedes, Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, | Co-Guest Stars: Caleb Rogers as Mikey, Tara Fynn as Beautiful Monk, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Patricia Mayen-Salazar as Begonia, Eileen Bui as Jun Yin, Alex Ferris as Wilson
Director: Moisés Kaufman
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Songs: Nedra Johnson -- Ahh (It's A Good Thing), Copper Wimmin -- Bleeding Rivers, Cocteau Twins -- Heaven Or Las Vegas, Sekoya -- Heavenly City, Waitresses -- I Know What Boys Like, Animotion -- Obsession, Mohammad Gomar -- Quita L Awasaal, Claudia Morales -- Siempre Hace Frio, Bitch -- Unstick, Tracy Bonham -- Whether Your Fall, Boszy -- You Wish
 
36 :03x10 - Losing The Light (Mar/12/2006)
Dana's health deteriorates and Alice keeps a bedside vigil; Carmen gives Shane some surprising news; and Bette continues to search for inner peace. Jenny introduces Max to her ex-husband; and Tina gets comfortable with Henry.
Guest Stars: Meredith McGeachie as Tonya, Holland Taylor as Peggy Peabody, Callum Keith Rennie as Danny Wilson, Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Steven Eckholdt as Henry, Eric Mabius as Tim Haspel, | Co-Guest Stars: David Abbott (1) as Older Man, Agam Darshi as Waitress, Doris Chillcott as Bus Stop Woman, Ryan Robbins as Bus Stop Man, Derek James (2) as Dr. Wyler, Sonya Anand as Nurse, Caleb Rogers as Mikey, Tara Fynn as Beautiful Monk, Christina Jastrzembska as Older Woman, Panou as Hewitt Shepard, Zara Taylor as Woman, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Georgia Craig as Becky, Kwesi Ameyaw as Randy, Peter Wingfield as Whit, David Lovgren as Brad, Claudette Mink as Marlene, Evan Adams as Dr. Bell, Lorena Gale as Delores
Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Rose Troche
 
37 :03x11 - Last Dance (Mar/19/2006)
Bette considers fighting for sole custody of the baby; Lara stays out far too late; Max lands a job---one for which Moira was turned down.
Guest Stars: Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Steven Eckholdt as Henry, Jane Lynch as Joyce Wischnia, | Co-Guest Stars: Tegan Quin as Herself, Sara Quin as Herself, Michael Hogan (1) as Irwin Fairbanks, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Caleb Rogers as Mikey, Susan Hogan as Sharon Fairbanks
Director: Allison Anders
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Songs: Jane Siberry -- Anytime, Ulali -- Chi Hulla Li, Ted Gori -- I Went Back Today, Tegan and Sara -- Love Type Thing, Acidica Khoomi -- Mantra, Mary McBride -- One More Time, Elektro 4 -- Rainy Day Picnic, The Bastard Fairies -- The Boy Next Door, Ulali -- The Good Hearted
 
38 :03x12 - Left Hand of the Goddess (Mar/26/2006)
With the recent loss of Dana still fresh in their minds, the ladies set about planning Shane and Carmen's wedding; Shane heads to Oregon for a reunion with her estranged father and a pleasant meeting with her half-brother; Kit discovers she's pregnant; Bette reconsiders her quest to gain sole custody of Angelica; Jenny is disappointed with the sexual dynamics at play with Max's new co-workers.
Guest Stars: Elodie Bouchez as Claude, Eric Roberts (1) as Gabriel McCutcheon, Isabella Hofmann as Marilyn, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Jane Lynch as Joyce Wischnia, Irene Olga Lopez (1) as Mercedes, Holland Taylor as Peggy Peabody, Steven Eckholdt as Henry, | Co-Guest Stars: Michael Jansen (1) as Valet, Shaun Garrett as Jim, Wendy Dawson as Concierge, Aubrey Arnason as Patty, She as Herself, God-Des as Herself, Maria Dimou as Patricia, Kaaren deZilva as Evi, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Bruce Dawson as Donald, Chilton Crane as Tricia, Aidan Jarrar as Shay
Director: Ilene Chaiken
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Songs: Powder Need -- A Little Help, Candy Ass -- Ain't Like You, Joni Mitchell -- All I Want, God -- Des & She - Lick It, The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra -- Handel's Air, Heather Greene -- Hold Me Down, Natalia Zukerman -- Little Heart, Papillion Patterns -- On Your Fingertips, The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra -- Pachebel's Canon In D Major, Maria Kliegel & Kristen Merscher -- Schubert's Sonata For Arpegione & Piano, Sylvia Toscun -- Sleepless, Girlpatch -- Smooth Moves, Peggy Lee -- What Are You Doing The Rest Of Your Life, Lesley Gore -- Words We Don't Say
 
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