| [–] |
Show Menu |
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
• (13)
• (10)
• (1)
•
• (5)
•
• |
| [+] |
Empty Sections |
• (0)
• (0)
• (0)
• (0)
• (0)
• (0)
• (0)
• (0)
• (0)
• (0)
• (0)
• (0)
• (0)
|
| [+] |
Show Contribs |
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
• |
| [+] |
Episode Contribs |
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
• |
|
Season 1 |
| 1 :01x01 - Pilot (Jan/18/2004) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Robyn Ross as Marnie, Samantha Simmonds as Mandy, Nicole McKay as Trish Peverell, Robert Gauvin (1) as Jean-Paul Chamois, Marcus Gibson (1) as Marcus Allenwood, Tammy Lynn Michaels as Lacey, Jana Mitsoula as Luca, Alonso Oyarzun as Eduardo, Rekha Sharma as Lori, Jim Shield as Simon Frunn-Bonham, Apollonia Vanova as Renée, Bruno Verdoni as Sean Heaney, Laurie Papou as Artist, Jennifer Jasey as Kerry, Alana Husband as Marcy, Daryl Shuttleworth as Dan Foxworthy, Kwesi Ameyaw as Randy Jackson, Morgan Brayton as Marti, Luciana Carro as Lisa, Landy Cannon as Harrison, Preston Cook as James, Jennifer Copping as Carolyn Varajian, Mark Houghton as Robin Beckman, Janine Cox as Susan, Antonio Cupo as Beck Bishop, Jason Gaffney as Mark, | Co-Guest Stars: Bill Mondy as Movie Type, Judith Maxie as Dr. Wilson, Aynsley Amy as Shane's Redhead, Gina Holden as New Girl, Peter Kelamis as Movie Type, Leanne Adachi as Gay Girl, Jacqueline Samuda as Movie Type, Dan Payne as Policeman, Eliza Norbury as Technician | Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Dan Gagnon -- Acrobik, Pavlo -- Adieo, Transientworld -- At The Speed Of Light, Sweatshop Union -- Better Day, Fundamental -- Borrito, Damien Rice -- Cannonball, Paloma -- Chocolate Cake, Dan Gagnon -- Dee and Bee, Joystick -- Gold N Greens, Chris Tarry -- Group Il Bambino, Paloma -- Havana Disco Nap, Mr. Airplane Man -- How Long, Paloma -- If I Had A Reason, Joystick -- Lady Love, Moka Only -- Moon Burn, Ralph Myerz -- Nikita, Marianne Faithful -- Pleasure Song, Dan Gagnon -- Prodfill, Transientworld -- Sadness, Fundamental -- Serve It, Kinnie Starr -- Sun Again, Kinnie Starr -- Superclever, Suzanne Little -- Tragic Flaw, Transientworld -- Uchi Mata, Mr. Airplane Man -- Up In The Room | | | |
| 2 :01x02 - Let's Do It (Jan/25/2004) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Guinevere Turner as Gabby Deveaux, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Rekha Sharma as Lori, Ali Liebert as Rebecca, Jennifer Copping as Carolyn Varajian, Ari Cohen as Conrad Voynow, Luciana Carro as Lisa, Kwesi Ameyaw as Randy Jackson, Michael Benyaer as Marc, Tammy Lynn Michaels as Lacey, | Co-Guest Stars: Sarah Cole-Burnett as Teenage Girl, Stephen Park as Waiter, Peter Shinkoda as Subaru Rep, Woody Jeffreys as Dana's Coach, Tony Alcantar (1) as Man In Suit | Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Susan Miller (1) | | Songs: Los Pinguos Mi Manerade Amarte -- Baby Got Back, Dan Gagnon -- Blinded, Wild Strawberries -- Blunt, Futcher -- Butter Chicken, Rumba -- Calzada Meneate, Transientworld -- Chameleon, Puentes Brothers -- Esta Noche, Coco Love Alcorn -- Gold n Green, Ella Fitzgerald -- Let's Do It, Let's Fall In Love, Broken Social Scene -- Looks Just Like The Sun, AlphaYaya Diallo -- Massibodji, Flunk -- Syrupsniph, Transientworld -- Vintage Chemicals, Amazing Stranger -- Waiting | | | |
| 3 :01x03 - Longing (Feb/01/2004) | | Bette takes a drastic step when she gets caught in an argument with the chairman of the gallery board. Jenny deals with her interest in Marina, Dana gets a date at last, and Alice attempts to get back her self-respect. | | Guest Stars: Guinevere Turner as Gabby Deveaux, Holland Taylor as Peggy Peabody, Tammy Lynn Michaels as Lacey | Director: Lynne Stopkewich
Writer: Angela Robinson (2) | | Songs: Transientworld -- At The Speed Of Light, Fundamental -- Borrito, Dan Gagnon -- Celly Q, Kinnie Starr -- Discovered, Joystick -- lowly, Dan Gagnon -- Rack 'Em, Fundamental -- Revolution, Lucinda Williams -- Right In Time, Shumann -- Soaring, Chris Gestrin -- Where 2? | | | |
| 4 :01x04 - Lies, Lies, Lies (Feb/08/2004) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Julian Sands as Nick Barashkov, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Camille Sullivan as Helen, Holland Taylor as Peggy Peabody, Michael Tomlinson as Franklin Phillips, Guinevere Turner as Gabby Deveaux, Heidi Iro as Stacy, Audra Rickets as Tess, Nicole McKay as Trish Peverell, Christine Anton as Xandra Rosenman, Kwesi Ameyaw as Randy Jackson, Devon Gummersall as Lisa, Jennifer Copping as Carolyn Varajian, Preston Cook as James, Anne Archer as Alice's Mother, | Co-Guest Stars: Judith Maxie as Dr. Wilson, Marion Eisman as Elderly Woman, Bruce Harwood as Manager, Irene Karas as Assistant | Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | | |
| 5 :01x05 - Lawfully (Feb/15/2004) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: John Innes as Jerry, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Brad Dryborough as Stephen Green, Ossie Davis as Melvin Porter, Matthew Currie Holmes (1) as Clive, Ari Cohen as Conrad Voynow, Landy Cannon as Harrison, Anne Archer as Alice's Mother, Kwesi Ameyaw as Randy Jackson, Colin Cunningham (1) as Harry Samchuk, Philip Maurice Hayes (1) as Sheriff Sammy Craff, Anthony Sherwood as Roger, Nicole McKay as Trish Peverell, | Co-Guest Stars: Ivan Vance as Hive Employee, Erwin Rosales as Mexican Employee, Woody Jeffreys as Dana's Coach, Adrian Hough as Waiter, Deanne Henry as Minister | Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: 5 Alarm -- A Bit Of Bubbly, Dan Gagnon -- Coco Love, Mark Petersen -- Edge, Connie Francis -- Everybody's Somebody's Fool, 5 Alarm -- October Rain, Nick Cave -- People Ain't No Good, Latin Dance Project -- Ran Kan Kan, Fundamental -- Remix, Copyright -- Rock Machine, Bet.e & Stef -- Wish You Well | | | |
| 6 :01x06 - Losing It (Feb/22/2004) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Alana Husband as Marcy, Kyle Labine as Gus, Jessica Lucas as Roxanne, Taayla Markell as Lei Ling, Marcus Gibson (1) as Marcus Allenwood, Tahmoh Penikett as Sheriff, Shannon Munro as Katie, Robyn Ross as Marnie, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Michael Tiernan as George, Guinevere Turner as Gabby Deveaux, Rachel Hayward as Ellie, Devon Gummersall as Lisa, Morgan Brayton as Marti, Andrew McIlroy as John James, Nicki Clyne as Delilah, Ari Cohen as Conrad Voynow, Kwesi Ameyaw as Randy Jackson, Jennifer Copping as Carolyn Varajian, Matthew Currie Holmes (1) as Clive, Aaron Dudley as Alan, Colin Cunningham (1) as Harry Samchuk, Nolan Funk as Malcolm, | Co-Guest Stars: Lisa Gay Hamilton as Art Show Attendee, Jeremy Beck as Gay Boy, Sean Carey as Gay Boy, Colin Foo as Herbalist | Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Beans -- All Suns 1, Fundamental -- Buttergroove, Kinnie Starr -- Dreaming, Widelife -- I Don't Want U, Be Good Tanyas -- In Spite Of All The Damage, Joystick -- Ooo Boy, Ridley Bent -- Pastures Of Heaven, Flunk -- See Through You, Earthmen -- Sunday Funk, Metalwood -- Venus | | | |
| 7 :01x07 - L'Ennui (Feb/29/2004) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Alana Husband as Marcy, Heidi Iro as Stacy, Colin Lawrence as David, Audra Rickets as Tess, Robyn Ross as Marnie, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Bruno Verdoni as Sean Heaney, Devon Gummersall as Lisa, Matthew Currie Holmes (1) as Clive, Lolita Davidovich as Francesca, Ari Cohen as Conrad Voynow, | Co-Guest Stars: Charlotte Chalmers as Chanter, Tina L. Klassen as Chanter, Ivan Cermak as Heterosexual Man, Michael Soltis as Hotel Desk Clerk, Erica Cerra as Dancer, Peter Shinkoda as Subaru Rep, Maria Louisa Figura as Chanter, Diana Pavlovska as Hetero Woman, Nicole Oliver as Chanter, Mark Oliver as Photographer, Michael Daingerfield as Security Guard, Jo-Ann Fernandes as Chanter | Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Kinnie Starr -- Alright, Mercury Sound -- Cartel Bahia Clouds, Mercury Sound -- Cartel Bittersweet Love, Mercury Sound -- Cartel It's Alright Now, Transientworld -- Chameleon, Ultimate Opera -- Connais-Tu Le Pays?, Kia Kidari -- Hands Up, Patric Caird -- In Time, Snow -- Legal, Moka Only -- Love Can't Wait, Latin Dance -- Mambo Lupita, Monkey Boys -- O Oh No Oh, Patric Caird -- R7 Jazz, Bob Beals -- Seven, Lucinda Williams -- Those Three Days, Luz Casal -- Un Ano De Amor | | | |
| 8 :01x08 - Listen Up (Mar/07/2004) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Claude Knowlton as Charlie, Alana Husband as Marcy, Adrian Holmes as Duane, Susan Hogan as Sharon Fairbanks, Michael Hogan (1) as Irwin Fairbanks, Devon Casagrande as Leslie, Camille Martinez as Alma, Heather McEwen as Sharon At 17, Robyn Ross as Marnie, Zak Santiago as Oscar, Jonathan Scarfe as Matt, Daryl Shuttleworth as Dan Foxworthy, Sherry Thoreson as Karen, Kim Hawthorne as Yolanda Watkins, Roger Haskett as Harley, Lynda Boyd as Fiona Shaw, Morgan Brayton as Marti, Beverley Breuer as Marian, Sarah Strange as Annette Bishop, Preston Cook as James, Matthew Currie Holmes (1) as Clive, Lolita Davidovich as Francesca, Snoop Dogg as Slim Daddy, Andrew Francis (1) as Howie Fairbanks, Devon Gummersall as Lisa, Sean Allan (1) as Dick Shaw, | Co-Guest Stars: Lori Ann Triolo as Gallery Worker, Clint Carleton as Cyclist, Aaron Douglas as Concerned Citizen | Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Jason Collett -- Blue Sky, Stinkmitt -- Camel Toe, Tommy James & The Shondells -- Crimson & Clover, Bonobo -- Flutter, Rufus Wainwright -- Foolish Love, Joystick Love -- Is My Middle Name, Fundamental -- Revolution, 5 Alarm -- Sub Zero, Hissy Fit -- Why Ask Why | | | |
| 9 :01x09 - Luck, Next Time (Mar/14/2004) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Rebecca Harker as Stephanie, Devon Gummersall as Lisa, Darrin Klimek as Andrew, Snoop Dogg as Slim Daddy, Lolita Davidovich as Francesca, Helen Shaver as Faye Buckley, Matthew Currie Holmes (1) as Clive, Preston Cook as James, Rosanna Arquette as Cherie Jaffe, Carmen Aguirre as Isabella Pernao, Gerry South as A.D., Charles Payne as Triple, James Purcell as Steve Jaffe, | Co-Guest Stars: Judith Maxie as Dr. Wilson, Ecstasia Sanders as Dancer, Jay Williams as Dancer, Richard O'Sullivan (2) as Choreographer, Sonia Mais as Housekeeper, Joe MacLeod as Delivery Man, Cole Walliser as Dancer, Kennedy Goodkey as Guard, Obi Edwards as Dancer, Mikka Dargel as Receptionist, Gwenm Eyre as Young Woman, Karen Holness as Dancer, Vicky Lambert as Dancer, Donny Lucas as Director | Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Mirror -- French Suspense, Joystick -- Good Times, Coco Love Alcorn -- Greatest Gift, Nick Cave -- Into My Arms, Pam Grier & Snoop Dogg -- It's The Real Thing, Mercury Sound Cartel -- Lose Yourself, Mercury Sound Cartel -- Seasons, Fantcha -- Sol Jà Cambà, Social Deviantz -- Sol's Favrit Beat, Mercury Sound Cartel -- Tomorrowland, Kia Kidari -- True Soul, Fundamental -- Why? | | | |
| 10 :01x10 - Liberally (Mar/21/2004) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Zak Santiago as Oscar, Alfonso Quijada as Esai, James Purcell as Steve Jaffe, Charles Payne as Triple, Ion Overman as Candace Jewell, Jonathan Scarfe as Matt, Helen Shaver as Faye Buckley, Daryl Shuttleworth as Dan Foxworthy, Sherry Thoreson as Karen, Michael Tomlinson as Franklin Phillips, Joseph Marshall (1) as Bronc, Jade Robertson as Amber, Samantha McLeod as Clea Jaffe, Nicole McKay as Trish Peverell, Rosanna Arquette as Cherie Jaffe, David Berner as George Parson, Preston Cook as James, Lolita Davidovich as Francesca, Snoop Dogg as Slim Daddy, Roger Haskett as Harley, Kim Hawthorne as Yolanda Watkins, Barclay Hope as Bert Gruber, Claude Knowlton as Charlie, Michaela Mann as China, Camille Martinez as Alma, | Co-Guest Stars: Russell Zishiri as DJ, Damon Johnson as Video Director | Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Bottleneck -- Abilene, Transientworld -- Aerial Dust, Paloma -- Cancion De La Paloma, Auburn -- Drivin' You, Hellenkeller -- Fish N Chips, Liz Phair -- Flower, Family Man -- Gloria's Song, Kia Kidari -- Good Foot, Rufus Wainwright -- Hallelujah, Pam Grier -- Never Say Goodbye, Kia Kidari -- New Foundation, Mariachi Los Camperos De Nati Cano -- No Me Quieras Tanto, Meta 4 -- Nu Deli, Mariachi Los Camperos De Nati Cano -- Quiza, Quiza, Quiza | | | |
| 11 :01x11 - Looking Back (Mar/28/2004) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Marta Jaciubek as Tayo, Anne Elizabeth Ramsay as Robin, Ion Overman as Candace Jewell, Meredith McGeachie as Tonya, Robin Nielsen as Gregg, Tara Wilson as Ralph, Andrea Whitburn as Dana, Anne Archer as Alice's Mother, Preston Cook as James, Kyle Cassie as Eric, | Co-Guest Stars: Leanne Jijian Hume as Lesbian, Sarah Widdows as Young Tiffany, Jeremiah Klein (1) as Drummer, Cindy Maines as Ralph's Mom, Shira Moss as Bunny, Tiffany Sweeney as Bunny, Dorothy Fehr as Semi-Drunk Lesbian, Kirsten Williamson as Nervous Lesbian, Ron Chartier as Ralph's Dad, Penelope Corrin as Party Animal, Alison Fraser as Party Animal, Chris Gauthier as Cheering Guy, Jennifer Kitchen as Party Animal Lesbian #2, Rhys Lloyd as Cheering Guy, Maggie Blue O'Hara as Lesbian, Harley Reiner as Young Shane | Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Chris Tarry -- Anathemic, King Robbie ft. Snow -- Don't Run Away, Paloma -- Doughnut Shop, Rick Threat -- Jiggable, Mark Kleiner Power Trio -- So Good To See You, Metalwood U.B. -- The Monster, Joan Armatrading -- Weakness In Me | | | |
| 12 :01x12 - Locked Up (Apr/04/2004) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Michael Tomlinson as Franklin Phillips, Anne Elizabeth Ramsay as Robin, Ion Overman as Candace Jewell, Kelly Lynch as Ivan, Leslie Hopps as Marilyn, | Co-Guest Stars: Tristen Leffler as Policewoman, Brenda Campbell as Policewoman, Luvia Petersen as Cowboy | Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Tommy Guerrero -- Abiento, Radiogram -- Always Crawl, Fundamental -- Borrito, Fundamental -- Buttergrove, Kinnie Starr -- Come, Frances Faye -- Frances And Her Friends, Murmurs -- Genius, Paloma -- Havana Disco Nap, Philospher Kings -- I Am The Man, Mmo -- Reddie 2 Partie 1, Willy Deville -- Savoir Faire | | | |
| 13 :01x13 - Limb from Limb (Apr/11/2004) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Samantha McLeod as Clea Jaffe, Miles Meadows as 'Cooper' The Waiter, Tygh Runyan as Gene Feinberg, Ion Overman as Candace Jewell, James Purcell as Steve Jaffe, Nicole McKay as Trish Peverell, Meredith McGeachie as Tonya, Kelly Lynch as Ivan, Preston Cook as James, Michael-Ann Connor as Mikela, Zak Santiago as Oscar, Rosanna Arquette as Cherie Jaffe, Anne Elizabeth Ramsay as Robin, | Co-Guest Stars: Duncan Minett (1) as Reporter, Sean Campbell (1) as Cop | Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Damien Rice -- Blowers Daughter, Leonard Cohen -- I'm Your Man, Joseph Arthur -- In The Sun, Mirror -- Keep Your Head On, Transientworld -- Levitate, Paloma -- Ooh Ma, Portishead -- Roads, Transientworld -- Sadness, Edison Woods -- Vivian | | | |
Season 2 |
| 14 :02x01 - Life, Loss, Leaving (Feb/20/2005) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Ion Overman as Candace, Arianna Huffington as Herself, Meredith McGeachie as Tonya, Anne Elizabeth Ramsay as Robin, Kelly Lynch as Ivan, Eric Mabius as Tim Haspel, | Co-Guest Stars: Angela Bohn as Hollywood Woman, Debra Donahue as Diner, Matty Finochio as Staffer, Luciana Carro as Lisa, Cassandra Sawtell as Jane (8yrs), Alison Matthews as Associate Producer, Lydia Castro as Farmer Woman, Nina Pousette as Hipster Waitress, Brenda Crichlow as Loan Officer, Judith Maxie as Dr. Wilson, Preston Cook as James, Tygh Runyan as Gene Feinberg | Director: Dan Minahan (1)
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Rainwater Bluegrass Band -- Devil's Daughter, Controller-Controller -- History, Flunk -- Honey's In Love, Dusty Springfield -- Just A Little Lovin', Feist -- Lonely Lonely, Kinnie Starr -- Nearer, Transientworld -- Next Flight, Rainwater Bluegrass Band -- Nighttime In The Desert, Zongamin -- Serious Trouble, Donnie Owens -- Sweet Angel, Fundamental -- Temptress, Mike Clarke -- Threes And Fours | | | |
| 15 :02x02 - Lap Dance (Feb/27/2005) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Meredith McGeachie as Tonya, Chris William Martin (2) as Hunter Kirby, Derek de Lint as Manfredi Ferrer, Kelly Lynch as Ivan, Sandra Bernhard as Charlotte Birch, Jane Lynch as Joyce Wischnia, Anne Elizabeth Ramsay as Robin | Director: Lynne Stopkewich
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: The Organ -- Brother, Fundamental -- Formatt Flute, Schumann -- From Foriegn Lands, Rick Threat -- Heathcha, Dan Zanes -- Hop Up Ladies, Erin McKeown -- How To Be A Lady, Martina Topley-Bird -- IIya, BETTY -- Limboland, Silk Road -- Music Endless, Rick Threat -- She's Mine, Coco Love Alcorn -- Un Homme Et Un Femme, Fundamental -- Why? | | | |
| 16 :02x03 - Loneliest Number (Mar/06/2005) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Meredith McGeachie as Tonya, Chris William Martin (2) as Hunter Kirby, Michael Tomlinson as Franklin Phillips, Jane Lynch as Joyce Wischnia, Sandra Bernhard as Charlotte Birch | Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Lara Spotts | | Songs: Schubert -- Andante, Kinnie Starr -- Anything, Stinkmitt -- Bangin' On My Clit, The Organ -- Basement Band Song, Joystick -- Good Good Good, Thompson Twins -- Hold Me Now, Joystick -- I Never Knew Your Name, BETTY -- It Girl, BETTY -- Jungle Jane, Transientworld -- Light Bright City, Carole Pope -- Love Strikes Hard, Schubert -- Menuetto Allegretto, Stinkmitt -- Pinch The Box, Pam Grier & BETTY -- Some Kind Of Wonderful, The Organ -- Steven Smith, Iffy -- Super Bad Girl | | | |
| 17 :02x04 - Lynch Pin (Mar/13/2005) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Mimi Kuzyk as Isabel, Luciana Carro as Lisa, Meredith McGeachie as Tonya, Jane Lynch as Joyce Wischnia, Charles S. Dutton as Dr. Benjamin Bradshaw, Camryn Manheim as Veronica Bloom, Holland Taylor as Peggy Peabody | Director: Lisa Cholodenko
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Controller-Controller -- Disco Blackout, Joystick -- Goodtimes, Broken Social Scene -- Lovers Spit, Iron & Wine -- Naked As We Came, Franck -- Panis Angelicus, Brigitte Bardot -- Pas Davantage, Kruder & Dorfmeister -- Sofa Rockers, The Cinch -- Talk Talk, Sweatshop Union -- Today | | | |
| 18 :02x05 - Labyrinth (Mar/20/2005) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Camryn Manheim as Veronica Bloom, Meredith McGeachie as Tonya, Charles S. Dutton as Dr. Benjamin Bradshaw | | Writer: Rose Troche | | Songs: Kia Kadiri -- All My People, Nine -- Deceptive, The Wet Spots -- Do You Take It?, Etta James -- Don't Go To Strangers, Coco Love Alcorn -- Fever, Cece Peniston -- Finally, Dirtmitts -- Get On (DJ Lester Remix), Joystick -- I Want You, Joystick -- Just For One Night, Tricky -- Moody, Mariachi Los Campos -- Quiza Quiza Quiza, Sueca -- Vamos Jogar | | | |
| 19 :02x06 - Lagrimas de Oro (Mar/27/2005) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Chris William Martin (2) as Hunter Kirby, Michael Tomlinson as Franklin Phillips, Meredith McGeachie as Tonya, Sandra Bernhard as Charlotte Birch, Charles S. Dutton as Dr. Benjamin Bradshaw, Melissa Rivers as Herself | Director: Jeremy Podeswa
Writer: Guinevere Turner | | Songs: Schubert -- Allegro Moder (String Quartet in A Minor), Kia Kadiri -- Back 2 Love, Paloma -- Chocolate Cake, Pat Benatar -- Hit Me With Your Best Shot, Ross Garboushian -- Kemence Dance, Monistir -- Life Is Long When You're Lonely, Ladytron -- Playgirl, Stars -- The Vanishing, Hipjoint -- What She Is | | | |
| 20 :02x07 - Luminous (Apr/03/2005) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Sharon Isbin as Herself, Chris William Martin (2) as Hunter Kirby, Sandra Bernhard as Charlotte Birch, Cobie Smulders as Leigh Ostin, Camryn Manheim as Veronica Bloom, Melissa Leo as Winnie Mann | Director: Ernest Dickerson
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Leonard Cohen -- Coming Back To You, Bonobo -- Magicman, Grandadbob -- Mmmnn, Natasha Thirsk -- Number 1, Nasty -- On Apology, Girl Nobody -- Smile & Beware (Stef & 16Bit Lolita Remix), The Capitals -- The Other Girl, Shirley Bassey -- Where Do I Begin (Away Team Remix), Sharon Isbin -- Zapateado | | | |
| 21 :02x08 - Loyal (Apr/10/2005) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Guinevere Turner as Gabby Deveaux, Sara Botsford as Allen Barnes, Michael Tomlinson as Franklin Phillips, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Tony Goldwyn as Burr Connor, Melissa Leo as Winnie Mann | Director: Alison MacLean
Writer: A. M. Homes | | Songs: BETTY -- Dolls & Bennies, East Mezzoz -- Get Back At It, Lola Dutronic -- Les Cheveaux De Mon Amo, Ulali -- Mahk Jchi, Ridley Bent -- Pastures Of Heaven, Nasty On -- Ship That Died Of Shame, Ron Sexsmith -- Tell Me Again, Nine -- Vol 4 | | | |
| 22 :02x09 - Late, Later, Latent (Apr/17/2005) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Camryn Manheim as Veronica Bloom, Tony Goldwyn as Burr Connor, Sandra Bernhard as Charlotte Birch, Kelly Lynch as Ivan | Director: Tony Goldwyn
Writer: David Stenn | | Songs: Kia Kadiri -- Bring It On, Mambo Allstars -- El Cumbanchero, Jealous Girlfriends -- Lay Around, Heart -- No Other Love, Maggie Moore -- Red Licorice, The Butchies -- Send Me You, Metric -- Succexy, Transientworld -- Walking Backwards | | | |
| 23 :02x10 - Land Ahoy (Apr/24/2005) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Guest Stars: Sara Botsford as Allen Barnes, Ossie Davis as Melvin Porter, Charles S. Dutton as Dr. Benjamin Bradshaw, Katy Selverstone as Phoebe Sparkle, | Co-Guest Stars: Kelly Parks as Girl #1 | Director: Tricia Brock
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Tony Salvatore -- Arabesque, Chris Gestrin -- BE '62, Bull Moose Jackson -- Big Ten Inch Record, Panurge -- Erectangle Suite, Joystick -- Givin It To You, Grandadbob -- Let's Sick On The Decks, Le Tigre -- On The Verge, Amazing Stranger -- Restaurant Jazz 7, Transientworld -- Sadness, Social Deviantz -- Salaam, Allison Miller -- Shadows Reflection, Shawn Colvin -- Sunny Came Home | | | | | | |
| 25 :02x12 - L'Chaim (May/08/2005) | | Bettie decides to let her father stay with her for the final days. Alice is overflowed with jalousie when Dana planned a dinner with an ex. Jenny flirts dangerously while she brings up old memories. | | Guest Stars: Michael Tomlinson as Franklin Phillips, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Ossie Davis as Melvin Porter, Cobie Smulders as Leigh Ostin | Director: John Curran
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Nine -- B's, Touched -- Happy, Peaches -- I U She, Brougham Camp -- Last Days, MMO -- Readie 2 Partie, Kholeho Mosola -- Siyabobona, Maria Muldaur -- Soul Of A Man | | | |
| 26 :02x13 - Lacuna (May/15/2005) | | Tina's baby is just about to be born, Shane and Carmen are rekindling their relationship. Alice asks Dana to move in and Jenny's going crazy, remembering things about her past that should best be left alone. | | Guest Stars: BETTY as Themselves, Heart as Themselves, Michael Tomlinson as Franklin Phillips, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Gloria Steinem as Herself, Cobie Smulders as Leigh Ostin, Melissa Leo as Winnie Mann, Holland Taylor as Peggy Peabody | Director: Ilene Chaiken
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Tony Galla -- Ah Comm'e Bella A Stagione, Toshi Regon -- Ballad Of The Broken Word, Kinnie Starr -- Buttons, DSK -- Cementhead, Heart -- Crazy On You, Federico Aubele -- Esta Noche, BETTY -- Kissing You, Coralie Clement -- L'Ombre et La Lumière, Tracey Chapman -- Say Hallelujah, Sweet Honey In The Rock -- Testimony, Le Tigre -- TKO, Mozart -- Voi Che Sapete | | | |
Season 3 |
| 27 :03x01 - Labia Majora (Jan/08/2006) | | The third season opens with Bette and Tina trying to rekindle their sexual groove after having a child. Road rage grabs hold of Alice as she chases after Dana through the streets of Los Angeles, Helena purchases a movie studio, and Jenny leaves the mid-west and heads back out to LA. | | Guest Stars: Irene Olga Lopez (1) as Mercedes, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Cynthia Stevenson as Roberta Collie, Margot Kidder as Sandy Ziskin, Kate Clinton as Dr. Farber, | Co-Guest Stars: Colin Lawrence as David, Stephen Aberle as Warren Ziskin, Elena Murzello as Anna, Franco Maravilla as Freddy, Maria Dimou as Patricia, Patricia Mayen-Salazar as Begonia, Esmeralda Fortin as Abuela, Michelle Candido as Woman Passing Granola, Chelah Horsdal as Psychic, Christine Chatelain as Marilyn, Jill Teed as Teri, Paralee Cook as Sally, Tamara Prescott as Louise, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, John Reardon (1) as Young Dad, Jason Hagemeister as Yoga Instructor, Leanna Nash as Vera, Marilyn Norry as Eve, Annabel Kershaw as Mindy | Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Georgina Perez -- Amor Del Alma, Shivaree -- I Will Go Quietly, Maria Muldaur -- It Ain't The Meat It's The Motion, Othello 9 -- Jena Beat, Catlow -- Kiss The World, Transientworld -- Shelter, Tegan and Sara -- So Jealous, Lady Precise -- Str8 With Myself | | | |
| 28 :03x02 - Lost Weekend (Jan/15/2006) | | Kit hires Billie Blaikie - "the best party promoter in town" - to pump up business at the Planet. Jenny and Moira experience gay-bashing while en route to California, Shane gets a girly makeover from Carmen's mother, and Bette and Tina try to find a man to act as a masculine influence to impress an adoption case worker. | | Guest Stars: Maggie Moore as Ann-Margaret, Ann-Marie MacDonald as Julie, Alan Cumming as Billie Blaikie, Irene Olga Lopez (1) as Mercedes, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Cynthia Stevenson as Roberta Collie, | Co-Guest Stars: Elfina Luk as Femme Dyke, Tammy Bentz as Butch Dyke, Lisa Bunting as Group Leader, Shiraine Haas as Lexi, Elena Murzello as Anna, Esmeralda Fortin as Abuela, Maria Dimou as Patricia, Patricia Mayen-Salazar as Aunt Begonia, Tom McBeath as Hal, Beverley Elliott as Martha, Tamara Lashley as Bisexual Girl, Laura Mennell as Toni, Jill Teed as Teri, Heather Doerksen as Waitress, Fraser Aitcheson as Garbage Man, Tyler Johnston as Redneck Boy, Aaron Brooks as Redneck Boy, Brendan Bailey as Hustler, Shawn Reis as 70's Faggot, Kaaren deZilva as Evi, Ellie Harvie (1) as Janice, Benjamin Arthur as 70's Faggot, Jason McKinnon as Bisexual Boy, Katrina Fields as Bar Girl, Yvette Narlock as Elvis Drag King, Mark Epstein as Himself, Sergio Garcia as Luis, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Colin Lawrence as David, Shawn Ayers as Hustler, Shay Kuebler as Redneck Boy, Magda Apanowicz as Redneck Girl, Stephen Sisk as Mentally Challenged Person, Lubna Dalupang as Croupier, Quinn Lord as Roland, Dimitri Zaborojnyi as Male Having Sex, Jeffrey Schaan as Male Having Sex, Andrew Hrankowski as Male Having Sex, Ian Jamieson as Male Having Sex, Alistair Gamble as Male Having Sex | Director: Bille Eltringham
Writer: A. M. Homes | | Songs: Mambo! Mambo! Mambo! -- Bonito Y Sabroso, Hermann Egger -- Bottoms Up, Charlie Brissette -- Cha's Cha Cha, Transientworld -- China White, Boleros Siempre -- En Mi Corazón, D'Angelo -- Feel Like Makin' Love, Bottleneck -- High Prairie, Eldorado -- Jaded Julie, Tracy Bonham -- Naked, Neko Case -- Porchlight, Optimist -- Prime Recovery, Dyad -- Red Rocking Chair, Gerhard Golzo -- Silk N Vice, Roisin -- Spotlight, Maggie Moore & Yvette -- The Lady Loves Me, Danny Camero Leonard -- The Swan, Sweatshop -- Union Try, Kayle -- Who's Making Who Cry | | | |
| 29 :03x03 - Lobster (Jan/22/2006) | | Helena offers Tina a job at the movie studio. Bette and Tina hire a "manny": a male nanny to whom Kit takes a liking. Dana gets a mammogram, and Jenny returns to L.A. with her friend Moira, who feels like a fish out of water among Jenny's old pals. | | Guest Stars: Keram Malicki-Sanchez as Chase, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Alan Cumming as Billie Blaikie, | Co-Guest Stars: John Gray (2) as Teenage Boy, Tommy Danielowski as Waiter, Elizabeth Weinstein as Receptionist, Patricia Idlette as Technician, Judith Maxie as Dr. Wilson, Susan Mosher as Ruth, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Chelah Horsdal as Psychic, Laura Mennell as Sister Toni, Naomi Joy Gallagher as Sister Agatha, Frazey Ford as Sister Christine | Director: Bronwen Hughes
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Amy Cook -- A Million Holes In Heaven, The Dead Kennedys -- California Uber Alles, Frazey Ford -- In My Time Of Dying, BETTY -- Jesus, Sinewave Todds -- Journey Into Temporal Space, Red Room -- Le Paradis, Transientworld -- Learn To Play The Blues, Transientworld -- Light Bright City, The Von Iva's -- Same Sad Song, Madrid -- Stereostar, Lorraine Lawson -- The Rules Of The Game, Madrid -- Trafficking | | | |
| 30 :03x04 - Light My Fire (Jan/29/2006) | | Jenny is a wreck when Moira doesn't come home one night, and Bette goes to Washington to speak before the Senate, where she meets a powerful lawmaker. DJ Carmen spins for Russell Simmons, Dana is interviewed by Billie Jean King at a tennis match, Kit reconsiders her decision to let Billie run the Planet, and Helena develops feelings for a straight documentarian. | | Guest Stars: Billie Jean King as Herself, Michael Ryan (3) as Senator Horsey, Dana Delany as Senator Grisham, Keram Malicki-Sanchez as Chase, Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Russell Simmons as Himself, Alan Cumming as Billie Blaikie, | Co-Guest Stars: Elise Lebrun as Ivanova, Carl McDonald as Ginger Vitus, Nicholas Treeshin as Tom, Derek McIver as Pastor Frank, Gillian Hutchison as Margie Adams, Lisa Howell as Girl, Stephen Powell (2) as Chair Umpire, Susan Mosher as Ruth, Susan Hogan as Sharon Fairbanks, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Paul Anthony (1) as Young Waiter, Duncan Minett (1) as Reporter, Bif Naked as Cynthia, Naomi Joy Gallagher as Sister Agatha | Director: Lynne Stopkewich
Writer: Cherien Dabis | | Songs: Tra La La -- All Fired Up, Madrid Tierra -- Del Fuego, Ember Swift -- Elle Est Là, Julie Doiran -- Faites De Beaux Reves, Tribe 8 -- Junkyard Dog, Othello 9 -- Let It Ride, The Pretenders -- Message Of Love (EZ Remix), Le Tigre -- Nanny Nanny Boo Boo, Othello 9 -- Saturn, The Gossip -- Standing In The Way Of Control (Le Tigre Remix), Catlow -- The Weekend, Carole Pope -- Transcend, Madrid -- Wondres | | | |
| 31 :03x05 - Lifeline (Feb/05/2006) | | Tina develops an attraction to men, Bette tries Buddhism and gets good news on the work front. Whilst speed-dating, Alice meets a lesbian vampire and Kit is serenaded by 'Mangus'. Dana gets bad news on the health front, Helena woos a documentary filmmaker, Moira goes out as a man and Shane's ex drops in. | | Guest Stars: Rosanna Arquette as Cherie Peroni, Keram Malicki-Sanchez as Chase, Ann-Marie MacDonald as Julie, Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Alan Cumming as Billie Blaikie, | Co-Guest Stars: Andrew McNee as Brian, Andrew Airlie as Dr. Shapiro, David Lewis (2) as Mitch, Paul Popowich as Josh Becker, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Brendan Penny as Coleman Alt, Derek McIver as Frank, Erica Cerra as Uta Refson, Tammy Gillis as Tammy, Adam Thomas (2) as Gregory, Tara Janicki as Dana's Butch Girl, Denis Krasnogolov as Ludvig | Director: Kimberly Peirce
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Raymond MacDonald -- Collision, Sweatshop Union -- Don't Be Afraid, Millie Jackson -- Feel Like Makin' Love, Esthero -- I Drive Alone, Cory Lee -- Naughty Song, Fanny Pack -- Not This, Werner Tautz -- Razz My Berries, Magneta Lane -- The Constant Lover, Siegfried Schwab & Manfred Hubler -- The Lions And The Cucumber, Othello 9 -- Vol 5 | | | |
| 32 :03x06 - Lifesize (Feb/12/2006) | | A publisher wants Jenny to turn her fictional novel into a tell-all memoir, Alice becomes more enamored of Uta - the vampire, Carmen confronts Shane about her affair with Cherie, Billie helps Moira/Max score an illegal prescription for male hormones, Dylan sends Helena mixed signals, and the girls learn the truth about Dana's condition. | | Guest Stars: Callum Keith Rennie as Danny, Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Alan Cumming as Billie Blaikie, | Co-Guest Stars: Barbara Kottmeier as Young Bette, Suzanne Bastien as Nurse, Richard Keats as Anesthesiologist, Andrew Airlie as Dr. Shapiro, Ellie Harvie (1) as Janice, P. Lynn Johnson as Jan Martin, Brendan Penny as Coleman Alt, Michael Hogan (1) as Irwin Fairbanks, Susan Hogan as Sharon Fairbanks | Director: Tricia Brock
Writer: Adam Rapp | | Songs: The Stars -- Ageless Beauty, Siouxsie And The Banshees -- Christine, Sleater Kinney -- Jumpers, Cranky Jam -- Sermonizer, Othello 9 -- Wrapped Up | | | |
| 33 :03x07 - Lone Star (Feb/19/2006) | | Dana undergoes chemotherapy, Jenny injects Moira with hormones, Carmen and Shane get matching tattoos, Tina pursues her attraction to Josh, Kit catches Billie snorting coke, Uta persuades Alice to search for the Dana cutout she threw away and the B-52's play The Planet. | | Guest Stars: Eve Ensler as NY Editor, Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Alan Cumming as Billie Blaikie, | Co-Guest Stars: Fred Schneider as Himself, Cindy Wilson as Herself, Zachary Alford as Himself, Deirdre Blades as Beautiful Older Woman, Eileen Bui as Jun Yin, Panthea as Opera Singer, Meghan Gardiner as Opera Singer, Justina Kervel as Tat Artist Kim, Keith Strickland as Himself, Kate Pierson as Herself, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Randi Lynne as Nurse Connie, Erica Cerra as Uta Refson, Paul Popowich as Josh Becker, Patti Allen (1) as Dr. Kaufman, Rob deLeeuw as Garbage Clerk, P. Lynn Johnson as Jan Martin, Dave McGowan as Roadie, Alex Ferris as Wilson | Director: Frank R. Pierson
Writer: Elizabeth Ziff | | Songs: Toshi Reagon -- Building Blues, Jahna Flower -- Duet, Scissor Sisters -- Filthy / Gorgeous, Tracy And The Plastics -- Henrietta, The B-52's -- Pump, Giant Drag -- YFLMD | | | |
| 34 :03x08 - Latecomer (Feb/26/2006) | | Tina stops sleeping with Bette; Moira announces that she wants to be called Max; Kit gets some help from singer Nona Hendryx; Jenny and Max discuss plans for a benefit party; Dana tries out a new look and Helena takes Dana and the girls to a basketball game. | | Guest Stars: Cynthia Stevenson as Roberta Collie, Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland, | Co-Guest Stars: Paul Silveira as Engineer, Carrie Close as Sports Fan, Zach Carter as Handler, Carlos Gomez as Airline Official, Malaika Jackson (1) as Basketball Player, Nona Hendryx as Herself, Amy Ziff as Herself, Alyson Palmer as Herself, Brynn Horrocks as Flight Attendant, Malcolm Stewart as Dr. Geld, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Tracy Bonham as Herself, Elizabeth Ziff as Herself | Director: Angela Robinson (2)
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Scarling -- Bummer, Go Betty Go -- C'Mon, Telepopmusik -- Don't Look Back, Numchucks -- Get In The Van, DJ Revolution -- Neckbreakin', Nona Hendryx, Pam Grier & BETTY -- Transformation, Tracy Bonham -- Whether Your Fall | | | |
| 35 :03x09 - Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way (Mar/05/2006) | | Dana shows signs of improvement; Carmen takes a big step and comes out to her family; Helena gets sued; Jenny attends a support group for transsexuals to help her deal with Max; Bette struggles to find inner peace. | | Guest Stars: Steven Eckholdt as Henry, Callum Keith Rennie as Danny, Irene Olga Lopez (1) as Mercedes, Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, | Co-Guest Stars: Caleb Rogers as Mikey, Tara Fynn as Beautiful Monk, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Patricia Mayen-Salazar as Begonia, Eileen Bui as Jun Yin, Alex Ferris as Wilson | Director: Moisés Kaufman
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Nedra Johnson -- Ahh (It's A Good Thing), Copper Wimmin -- Bleeding Rivers, Cocteau Twins -- Heaven Or Las Vegas, Sekoya -- Heavenly City, Waitresses -- I Know What Boys Like, Animotion -- Obsession, Mohammad Gomar -- Quita L Awasaal, Claudia Morales -- Siempre Hace Frio, Bitch -- Unstick, Tracy Bonham -- Whether Your Fall, Boszy -- You Wish | | | |
| 36 :03x10 - Losing The Light (Mar/12/2006) | | Dana's health deteriorates and Alice keeps a bedside vigil; Carmen gives Shane some surprising news; and Bette continues to search for inner peace. Jenny introduces Max to her ex-husband; and Tina gets comfortable with Henry. | | Guest Stars: Meredith McGeachie as Tonya, Holland Taylor as Peggy Peabody, Callum Keith Rennie as Danny Wilson, Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Steven Eckholdt as Henry, Eric Mabius as Tim Haspel, | Co-Guest Stars: David Abbott (1) as Older Man, Agam Darshi as Waitress, Doris Chillcott as Bus Stop Woman, Ryan Robbins as Bus Stop Man, Derek James (2) as Dr. Wyler, Sonya Anand as Nurse, Caleb Rogers as Mikey, Tara Fynn as Beautiful Monk, Christina Jastrzembska as Older Woman, Panou as Hewitt Shepard, Zara Taylor as Woman, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Georgia Craig as Becky, Kwesi Ameyaw as Randy, Peter Wingfield as Whit, David Lovgren as Brad, Claudette Mink as Marlene, Evan Adams as Dr. Bell, Lorena Gale as Delores | Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Rose Troche | | | |
| 37 :03x11 - Last Dance (Mar/19/2006) | | Bette considers fighting for sole custody of the baby; Lara stays out far too late; Max lands a job---one for which Moira was turned down. | | Guest Stars: Jane Lynch as Joyce Wischnia, Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Steven Eckholdt as Henry, | Co-Guest Stars: Tegan Quin as Herself, Sara Quin as Herself, Michael Hogan (1) as Irwin Fairbanks, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Caleb Rogers as Mikey, Susan Hogan as Sharon Fairbanks | Director: Allison Anders
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Jane Siberry -- Anytime, Ulali -- Chi Hulla Li, Ted Gori -- I Went Back Today, Tegan and Sara -- Love Type Thing, Acidica Khoomi -- Mantra, Mary McBride -- One More Time, Elektro 4 -- Rainy Day Picnic, The Bastard Fairies -- The Boy Next Door, Ulali -- The Good Hearted | | | |
| 38 :03x12 - Left Hand of the Goddess (Mar/26/2006) | | With the recent loss of Dana still fresh in their minds, the ladies set about planning Shane and Carmen's wedding; Shane heads to Oregon for a reunion with her estranged father and a pleasant meeting with her half-brother; Kit discovers she's pregnant; Bette reconsiders her quest to gain sole custody of Angelica; Jenny is disappointed with the sexual dynamics at play with Max's new co-workers. | | Guest Stars: Elodie Bouchez as Claude, Eric Roberts (1) as Gabriel McCutcheon, Isabella Hofmann as Marilyn, Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins, Jane Lynch as Joyce Wischnia, Irene Olga Lopez (1) as Mercedes, Holland Taylor as Peggy Peabody, Steven Eckholdt as Henry, | Co-Guest Stars: Aubrey Arnason as Patty, Wendy Dawson as Concierge, Shaun Garrett as Jim, Michael Jansen (1) as Valet, Aidan Jarrar as Shay, She as Herself, God-Des as Herself, Maria Dimou as Patricia, Kaaren deZilva as Evi, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Bruce Dawson as Donald, Chilton Crane as Tricia | Director: Ilene Chaiken
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | Songs: Powder Need -- A Little Help, Candy Ass -- Ain't Like You, Joni Mitchell -- All I Want, God -- Des & She - Lick It, The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra -- Handel's Air, Heather Greene -- Hold Me Down, Natalia Zukerman -- Little Heart, Papillion Patterns -- On Your Fingertips, The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra -- Pachebel's Canon In D Major, Maria Kliegel & Kristen Merscher -- Schubert's Sonata For Arpegione & Piano, Sylvia Toscun -- Sleepless, Girlpatch -- Smooth Moves, Peggy Lee -- What Are You Doing The Rest Of Your Life, Lesley Gore -- Words We Don't Say | | | |
Season 4 | | | | | | | | | |
| 42 :04x04 - Layup (Jan/28/2007) | | A resident artist angers a wealthy donor whom Bette is trying to impress; Alice accepts Papi's challenge to a pickup basketball game; Max opens up to Brooke, with disastrous results; Alice enjoys a liaison with an "older vintage" lover; Shay has an accident, leaving Shane with a huge hospital bill; Jenny plots revenge against a magazine critic. | | Special Guest Stars: Cybill Shepherd as Phyllis Kroll, | Guest Stars: Jessica Capshaw as Nadia, Kristanna Loken as Paige Sobel, | Co-Guest Stars: Ulla Friis as Hazel, Liza Ulrych as Woman At Shelter, Chelsea Hobbs as Brooke, Donna White (1) as Sydney, Deryl Hayes as Man At Shelter, Caroline Cave as Lindsey, Aidan Jarrar as Shay, Jon Wolfe Nelson as Tom Mater | Director: Jessica Sharzer
Writer: Elizabeth Ziff | | | |
| 43 :04x05 - Lez Girls (Feb/04/2007) | | News of Bette's liaison with a teaching assistant gets around campus; Alice decides to stop seeing Phyllis after meeting her husband; Tina catches Angus with his pants down; Jenny's short story in a magazine ticks off Alice. | | Special Guest Stars: Cybill Shepherd as Phyllis Kroll, | Guest Stars: Bruce Davison as Leonard Kroll, Heather Matarazzo as Stacy Merkin, Steven Eckholdt as Henry, Kristanna Loken as Paige Sobel, | Co-Guest Stars: Macgareo Thomas as Waiter At Restaurant, Fraser Corbett as Cute Male Student, Jackson Allan as Jared, Alyssa Pridham as Ruby, Ken Tremblett as Webster Ash, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Pablo Silveira as Waiter At House, Dean Paul Gibson (1) as Douglas Chibi, Ulla Friis as Hazel, Bryan Demore as Messenger, Caroline Cave as Lindsey, Jon Wolfe Nelson as Tom Mater, Bruce Dawson as Donald, Aidan Jarrar as Shay | Director: John Stockwell
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | | |
| 44 :04x06 - Luck Be a Lady (Feb/11/2007) | | A busy Bette engages in a new romance, bangs heads with Tina about their baby's preschool and deals with Alice's split from Bette's boss, Phyllis; Helena and Alice get a poker lesson from Papi; Jenny steps up her plan to break up Stacey and Lindsey. | | Special Guest Stars: Cybill Shepherd as Phyllis Kroll, | Guest Stars: Sandrine Holt as Catherine, Heather Matarazzo as Stacy Merkin, Kristanna Loken as Paige Sobel, | Co-Guest Stars: Enid-Raye Adams as Tiffany, Vanessa Tomasino as Little Nicki, David Lewis (2) as Mitch, Daniel Bacon as Guy Co-Worker, Jackson Allan as Jared, Marc Dion as Waiter, Grace Sherman as Megan, Andre Fex as Mr. Stewart, G. Patrick Currie as Miles, Bruce Dawson as Donald, Alyssa Pridham as Ruby, Aidan Jarrar as Shay, Caroline Cave as Lindsey, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Jon Wolfe Nelson as Tom Mater, Guy Fauchon as Burt, Preston Cook as James, Carrie Fleming (1) as Saskia Phillips | Director: Angela Robinson (2)
Writer: Angela Robinson (2) | | | | | | |
| 46 :04x08 - Lexington and Concord (Feb/25/2007) | | Catherine forces Helena to work for her playing poker, Kit performs with Angus knowing that he cheated on her and Shane gets a shocking surprise. | | Guest Stars: Sandrine Holt as Catherine, Eric Roberts (1) as Gabriel McCutcheon, Kristanna Loken as Paige Sobel, | Co-Guest Stars: Kevin Crofton as Chubster, Michael Phenicie as Brian, Jason Schombing as Joe, Camille Mitchell as Becca, Valerie Tian as Dierdre, Eileen Bui as Jun Yin, Alex Ferris as Wilson, Simone Bailly as Grace, Jackson Allan as Jared, Aidan Jarrar as Shay | Director: Jamie Babbit
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | | |
| 47 :04x09 - Lacy Lilting Lyrics (Mar/04/2007) | | • No Summary (Add Here) | | Special Guest Stars: Cybill Shepherd as Phyllis Kroll, | Guest Stars: Deanne Bray as Amy, Bruce Davison as Leonard Kroll, Karina Lombard as Marina Ferrer, Eric Roberts (1) as Gabriel McCutcheon, Kristanna Loken as Paige Sobel, | Co-Guest Stars: David Lewis (2) as Mitch, Annie Campbell as Lesbian Fan, Andrew Hedge as First AD, Peter Jenkins as Buttoned Up Executive, Amanda Barrett (1) as Ditty Bop, Abby DeWald as Ditty Bop, Nina McNeely as Dancer, Justine Clark as Dancer, Lisa Eaton as Dancer, Tara Avise as Dancer, Nanci Anderson as Dancer, Tara Nicole Hughes as Dancer, Joey Aresco as Director, Lawrence Bender as Himself, Garry Marshall (1) as Himself, Aidan Jarrar as Shay, Jon Wolfe Nelson as Tom Mater, Jackson Allan as Jared, Simone Bailly as Grace, Daniella Evangelista as Rebecca, Bruce Dawson as Donald, Daniel Bacon as Male Employee, Tanya Champoux as Female Employee, Gabrielle Rose (2) as Carol, Peter Hanlon as Preston, Igor Morozov as Boris, John Stockwell as Himself | Director: Bronwen Hughes
Writer: Cherien Dabis | | | |
| 48 :04x10 - Little Boy Blue (Mar/11/2007) | | Kit hits the bottle in an attempt to forget about Angus, who wants desperately to apologize for cheating on her; Max goes home for the funeral of her mother and receives a mixed welcome; Helena dumps a load of cash on a sure thing at the racetrack; Jenny thinks she's found a director for her movie; Bette's control issues rear their ugly heads. | | Guest Stars: Annabella Sciorra as Kate Arden, Winston Rekert as Mr. Sweeney, Sandrine Holt as Catherine, Deanne Bray as Amy, Kristanna Loken as Paige Sobel, | Co-Guest Stars: Tara Frederick as Sioban, Myk Gordon as Racetrack Clerk, Fran Gebhard as Connie, Ken Camroux (1) as Father O'Shea, Robin Douglas (1) as Racetrack Clerk, Aleks Holtz as Private Brown, Haley Beauchamp as Maggie, Jackson Allan as Jared, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Simone Bailly as Grace | Director: Karyn Kusama
Writer: Elizabeth Ziff | | | |
| 49 :04x11 - Literary License to Kill (Mar/18/2007) | | Jenny's short stories strike a chord with Bette, who may lose Jodi to an east coast art center. Meanwhile, Tasha, Alice's girlfriend, is constantly haunted by flashbacks to her time in Iraq where she was ordered to hide her sexuality. | | Special Guest Stars: Cybill Shepherd as Phyllis Kroll, | Guest Stars: Bruce Davison as Leonard Kroll, Annabella Sciorra as Kate Arden, Steven Eckholdt as Henry, Kristanna Loken as Paige Sobel, | Co-Guest Stars: Larry Kennar as Himself, Crystal Balint as Lisa Johnson, David Lewis (2) as Mitch, Grace Sherman as Megan, Bruce Dawson as Donald, Peter Hanlon as Preston, Preston Cook as James, Clementine Ford as Molly, Simone Bailly as Grace, Jackson Allan as Jared, Jon Wolfe Nelson as Tom Mater | Director: John Stockwell
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | | |
| 50 :04x12 - Long Time Coming (Mar/25/2007) | | Alice refuses to go to Tasha's leaving party until an old face pops up to give her some advice. Bette spots something that would be perfect for Jodie and enlists the help of Alice and Shane to acquire it. Tina lies about an upcoming meeting to Jenny but it backfires. Shane and Paige consider taking their relationship to the next level and look for a house together. | | Special Guest Stars: Cybill Shepherd as Phyllis Kroll, | Guest Stars: Sandrine Holt as Catherine Rothberg, Erin Daniels as Dana Fairbanks, Heather Matarazzo as Stacy Merkin, Jane Lynch as Joyce Wischnia, Annabella Sciorra as Kate Arden, Kristanna Loken as Paige Sobel, | Co-Guest Stars: Aidan Jarrar as Shay, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Jon Wolfe Nelson as Tom Mater, Jackson Allan as Jared | Director: Ilene Chaiken
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | | |
Season 5 |
| 51 :05x01 - LGB Tease (Jan/06/2008) | | Shane puts off moving in with Paige, but suffers the consequences of doing so. Jenny returns from her vacation with a new fling, a billionaire movie financier. Meanwhile, Phyllis begins to doubt her relationship with Joyce. | | Special Guest Stars: Cybill Shepherd as Phyllis Kroll, | Guest Stars: Wallace Shawn as William Halsey, Lucia Rijker as Dusty, Jane Lynch as Joyce Wischnia, Kristanna Loken as Paige Sobel, | Co-Guest Stars: joanna reid as Prisoner #1, tamara lee noonan as Prisoner #2, Anna Hagan as Samantha, Lucia Walters as Camilla, Venus Terzo as Andrea Jills, joanne wilson as Megan Swisher, Julius Chapple as Investigator, Nicola Anderson as Marissa, Brian Markinson as Aaron Kornbluth, Jackson Allan as Jared Sobel, Glynis Davies (1) as Victoria Van Kleef, Lara Babalola as Counselor, Olivia Windbiel as Angelica, Dwayne Bryshun as Ed, Patrick Sabongui as Jamal, Kathryn Kirkpatrick (1) as Prison Guard, Lindsay Maxwell as Lexi | Director: Angela Robinson (2)
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | | | | | | | | |
| 54 :05x04 - Let's Get This Party Started (Jan/27/2008) | | Jenny and the producers of her movie battle over the casting, while one eager actress goes all out to grab the lead role. The gals hit the Planet's competition by attending the opening of a new lesbian club. Meanwhile, Bette has an unusual reaction to Tina's new dating woes, and Alice is surprised by a visit from military investigators. | | Guest Stars: Elizabeth Keener as Dawn, Kate French (1) as Niki Stevens, Alicia Leigh Willis as Cindi, Malaya Riviera Drew as Adele, | Co-Guest Stars: Ted Whittall as Captain Curtis Beech, Andrew Wheeler as Paul, Ingrid Tesch as Christine Beech, Lenka Stolar as Brenda, Brian Markinson as Aaron Kornbluth, Georgia Hacche as Luchi Santis, Melanie Bray as Lani Shipman, Nicole Fraissinet as Jorinda Garber, Simone Bailly as Grace, Jon Wolfe Nelson as Tom Mater | Director: John Stockwell
Writer: Elizabeth Ziff | | | |
| 55 :05x05 - Lookin' at You, Kid (Feb/03/2008) | | Not all the ladies are happy with the actress chosen to portray them in a movie when they are invited to meet with them at Jenny's home. Tina and Bette need to deal with the situation created by their romantic encounter, while a gay NBA star is outed on national TV after Alice reacts to a homophobic slur he uttered. | | Guest Stars: Angela Gots as Cammie, Wendy Glenn as Isabella, Elizabeth Keener as Dawn, Kate French (1) as Niki Stevens, Patricia Velasquez as Begoña, Alicia Leigh Willis as Cindi, Malaya Riviera Drew as Adele, | Co-Guest Stars: Amber Borycki as Marci, Michelle Harrison as Lauren, Michael Daingerfield as Talk Show Host, Brian Markinson as Aaron Kornbluth, Dominic Zamprogna as Greg | Director: Angela Robinson (2)
Writer: Angela Robinson (2) | | | |
| 56 :05x06 - Lights! Camera! Action! (Feb/10/2008) | | The film based on Jenny's novel begins production and already she has to deal with a problematic star. Tina and Bette need to think about their rekindled relationship they are in. Also, the gang and the owners of the new lesbian bar have animosity regarding their competition for The Planet. | | Special Guest Stars: Cybill Shepherd as Phyllis Kroll, | Guest Stars: Wallace Shawn as William Halsey, Angela Gots as Cammie, Wendy Glenn as Isabella, Elizabeth Keener as Dawn, Kate French (1) as Niki Stevens, Clementine Ford as Molly, Alicia Leigh Willis as Cindi, Jane Lynch as Joyce Wischnia, Malaya Riviera Drew as Adele, | Co-Guest Stars: Dominic Zamprogna as Greg, Jon Wolfe Nelson as Tom Mater, Chelah Horsdal as Sally | Director: Ilene Chaiken
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | | |
| 57 :05x07 - Lesbians Gone Wild (Feb/17/2008) | | Production in Jenny's movie is slowed by on set clashes as the star makes a fool of herself. Meanwhile, Bette is left in charge of babysitting Phyllis's grown up child, who objects to her mom's new lifestyle. The tough colonel who is in charge of Tanya's discharge arrives on the base. Alice makes an audition for a daytime talk show, while Adele, Jenny's assistant continues to exhibit her devious behavior. | | Guest Stars: Kelly McGillis as Colonel Gillian Davis, Clementine Ford as Molly, Deanne Bray as Amy, Elizabeth Keener as Dawn, Kate French (1) as Niki Stevens, Patricia Velasquez as Begoña, Alicia Leigh Willis as Cindi, Malaya Riviera Drew as Adele, | Co-Guest Stars: Dominic Zamprogna as Greg, Ted Whittall as Captain Curtis Beech, Sandra Mayo as First AD, Katey Wright as Script Supervisor, Dawn Chubai as EPK Host / Piper, Donnelly Rhodes (1) as Colonel Jon Smyth | Director: Angela Robinson (2)
Writer: Elizabeth Ziff | | | |
| 58 :05x08 - Lay Down the Law (Feb/24/2008) | | Now that her scandalous behavior has hit the magazines, Niki's manager feel the need to go into damage control. Meanwhile, Alice is called on to testify at Tasha's military hearing; Shane has his eyes on Phyllis's straight daughter; and Jodi invites Tina and a date to her dinner party. | | Special Guest Stars: Cybill Shepherd as Phyllis Kroll, | Guest Stars: Kelly McGillis as Colonel Gillian Davis, Deanne Bray as Amy, Angela Gots as Cammie, Clementine Ford as Molly, Kate French (1) as Niki Stevens, Patricia Velasquez as Begoña, Malaya Riviera Drew as Adele, | Co-Guest Stars: Aaron Craven as Kevin Mador, Ted Whittall as Captain Curtis Beech, Dominic Zamprogna as Greg | Director: Leslie Libman
Writer: Alexandra Kondracke | | | |
| 59 :05x09 - Liquid Heat (Mar/02/2008) | | Kit and the owners of Shebar convene to mediate their grievances and stake claims for lesbo turf. Meanwhile, Shane and her "straight girl crush" have an encounter, and Jenny fires male actor who hit on Niki. Also, Tina and Bette decide that they will see a therapist to help come to an understanding, Max's admire makes a move, and Tasha tries adjusting to a non-military life. | | Special Guest Stars: Cybill Shepherd as Phyllis Kroll, | Guest Stars: Clementine Ford as Molly, Kate French (1) as Niki Stevens, Elizabeth Keener as Dawn, Alicia Leigh Willis as Cindi, Jane Lynch as Joyce Wischnia, Malaya Riviera Drew as Adele, | Co-Guest Stars: Dominic Zamprogna as Greg, Jon Wolfe Nelson as Tom Mater | Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | | | | | |
| 61 :05x11 - Lunar Cycle (Mar/16/2008) | Adele shocks the producers of Lez Girls as she gathers everyone together to reveal a steamy sex tape between the film's director and leading lady. With the film's reputation at stake, she informs everyone of her blackmailing agenda. Breaking up is tough to do as Jodi returns to Bette for answers. Back at The Planet, the girls are outraged when SheBar owners Dawn Denbo and her lover Cindi announce their newest purchase.
Source: Showtime | | Guest Stars: Melanie Lynskey as Clea Mason, Angela Gots as Cammie, Wendy Glenn as Isabella, Elizabeth Keener as Dawn, Kate French (1) as Niki Stevens, Patricia Velasquez as Begoña, Alicia Leigh Willis as Cindi, Malaya Riviera Drew as Adele, | Co-Guest Stars: Aaron Craven as Kevin Mador | Director: Bob Aschmann
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | | |
| 62 :05x12 - Loyal and True (Mar/23/2008) | | Kit finds an advantage in having Helena return. Jodi's latest "sculptural expression" surprises Bette. Alice finds concern in Tasha's post military career choice. Tina is infuriated by Adele's on air power play. Phyllis has a talk with Shane about her relationship with Molly. The film's wrap party erupts with emotional fireworks. | | Special Guest Stars: Cybill Shepherd as Phyllis Kroll, | Guest Stars: Malaya Riviera Drew as Adele, Wallace Shawn as William Halsey, Angela Gots as Cammie, Wendy Glenn as Isabella, Elizabeth Keener as Dawn, Kate French (1) as Niki Stevens, Clementine Ford as Molly, Melanie Lynskey as Clea Mason, Patricia Velasquez as Begoña, Alicia Leigh Willis as Cindi, Jane Lynch as Joyce Wischnia, Holland Taylor as Peggy Peabody, | Co-Guest Stars: Benjamin Ratner as Suit #1, Nicole Lyn as Vanessa, Robert K. Weiss as George Charles, Brian Markinson as Aaron Kornbluth, Jon Wolfe Nelson as Tom Mater | Director: Ilene Chaiken
Writer: Ilene Chaiken | | | |
Season 6 | | | |
| 64 :06x02 - Least Likely (Jan/25/2009) | Bette and Tina talk about expanding their family and beginning a new life but the plan could be ruined when Bette bumps into an old friend with dangerous potential; Alice and Tasha ponder their compatibility as they seek counseling; an old flame appears sending Helena reeling; and Max is faced with an extraordinary situation.
Source: Showtime | | | |
| 65 :06x03 - LMFAO (Feb/01/2009) | | The negative half of "Lez Girls" disappears. Shane's constant apologizing to Jenny is finally detected. Alice feels hurt after Jenny denounces her want to write a screenplay. Bette is told a secret by Phyllis which she had been keeping to herself. Opening night at Kit and Helena's new club is a hit! | | | |
| 66 :06x04 - Leaving Los Angeles (Feb/08/2009) | Shane and Jenny are still melting over each other; Bette and Tina go to Nevada to meet a potential birth mother; Max is trying to deal with being pregnant; Alice and Tasha play matchmaker; and Kelly Wentworth may have what Bette needs.
Source: Showtime | | Guest Stars: Elizabeth Berkley as Kelly Wentworth | | | |
| 67 :06x05 - Litmus Test (Feb/15/2009) | | Despite the deal with a missing film print, Jenny sells them another script. Kelly, wanting to make a name in the world of art, goes into business with Bette. Alice and Tasha have both formed a crush on Jamie. Meanwhile, the girls run interference for Helena so that she can work on getting closer to Dylan, and Jenny encroaches Shane. | | Guest Stars: Elizabeth Berkley as Kelly Wentworth | | | |
| 68 :06x06 - Lactose Intolerant (Feb/22/2009) | | Jenny throws Max a baby shower; Bette and Tina's adoption process hits a roadblock; Kelly goes in for the kill when Bette attends her gallery opening solo; Shane feels crowded by Jenny; and Alice begins feeling three is a crowd. | | Guest Stars: Elizabeth Berkley as Kelly Wentworth | | | |
| 69 :06x07 - Last Couple Standing (Mar/01/2009) | | The dance marathon at the Los Angeles Gay & Lesbian Center is all ready to go. A move to the Big Apple is in store for one character; rumors on the dance floor peg Alice and Tahsa as a couple on the outs; Kit has a shocking revelation from the Hit!'s Sunset Boulevard; and the bus station has a no-show. | | | |
| 70 :06x08 - Last Word (Mar/08/2009) | In the final episode of the series, what starts out as a celebration of friendship quickly ends in a web of betrayal and deceit; the girls find themselves in the slammer with Sergeant Duffy; and the investigation into Jenny’s death begins…
Source: Showtime | | | |
| Finale Special (Mar/08/2009) | | Take a nostalgic look back at the past five years of the lives, loves and losses of the women of "The L Word" in this series finale special. | | | |
|
Settings
Digg
Furl
Del.icio.us
Google