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The L Word: Labia Majora

The third season opens with Bette and Tina trying to rekindle their sexual groove after having a child. Road rage grabs hold of Alice as she chases after Dana through the streets of Los Angeles, Helena purchases a movie studio, and Jenny leaves the mid-west and heads back out to LA.


Episode Info


Episode number: 3x1
Production Number: 301
Airdate: Sunday January 08th, 2006

Director: Rose Troche
Writer: Ilene Chaiken

Alternate Airdates:

NL (Net 5) Mar 13, 2011

  • Currently 10/10
10/10 (2 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Cynthia StevensonCynthia Stevenson
As Roberta Collie
Recurring
Irene Olga LopezIrene Olga Lopez
As Mercedes
Recurring
Lauren Lee SmithLauren Lee Smith
As Lara Perkins
Recurring
Kate ClintonKate Clinton
As Dr. Farber
Margot KidderMargot Kidder
As Sandy Ziskin

Co-Guest Stars
Chelah HorsdalChelah Horsdal
As Psychic
Recurring
Colin LawrenceColin Lawrence
As David
Recurring
Elena MurzelloElena Murzello
As Anna
Recurring
Esmeralda FortinEsmeralda Fortin
As Abuela
Recurring
Jill TeedJill Teed
As Teri
Recurring
Maria DimouMaria Dimou
As Patricia
Recurring
Olivia WindbielOlivia Windbiel
As Angelica
Recurring
Patricia Mayen-SalazarPatricia Mayen-Salazar
As Begonia
Recurring
Jason HagemeisterJason Hagemeister
As Yoga Instructor
John Reardon (1)John Reardon (1)
As Young Dad
Michelle CandidoMichelle Candido
As Woman Passing Granola
Paralee CookParalee Cook
As Sally
Stephen AberleStephen Aberle
As Warren Ziskin
Music
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
CatlowKiss The World 
Georgina PerezAmor Del Alma 
Lady PreciseStr8 With Myself 
Maria MuldaurIt Ain't The Meat It's The Motion 
Othello 9Jena Beat 
ShivareeI Will Go Quietly 
Tegan and SaraSo Jealous 
TransientworldShelter 


Episode Quotes
Alice: Touch my peeper, Al. Nobody touches my peeper like you do. Oh, look what happens to my peeper when it touches your peeper - it's a wet peeper! It's a wet, wet peeper! Peeper.

Tina: I found it disconcerting, that's all.
Bette: Why? What's wrong with clit?
Tina: It's a little graphic. I prefer that our therapist use a more neutral language.
Bette: So, clit made you uncomfortable?
Tina: A little, yeah.
Bette: Well, what about cunt, do you have a problem with cunt?
Tina: Well, it's not my favourite.



Warning: The L Word season 3 episode 1 guide may contain spoilers
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