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Jenny is a wreck when Moira doesn't come home one night, and Bette goes to Washington to speak before the Senate, where she meets a powerful lawmaker. DJ Carmen spins for Russell Simmons, Dana is interviewed by Billie Jean King at a tennis match, Kit reconsiders her decision to let Billie run the Planet, and Helena develops feelings for a straight documentarian.
Alice: I don't really know what to talk about if I can't talk about Dana.
(Ruth motions to Alice to change the subject)
Alice: Wait a minute, my producer's trying to tell me something. What, Ruth? What are you trying to tell me?
(Ruth motions a giant penis with her hands)
Alice: Something about a dick?
(Ruth places her hands on her head)
Alice: Head? A dickhead? A dickhead? Okay, a dickhead. A dickhead. Erm, speaking of dickheads... what about George Bush - he's a total dickhead. And what about his dick? You know? I mean, I think that's really the question we need to put to the Democrats, why are we not talking about George Bush's penis?!
(Dana switches radio back on)
Alice: ...maybe if we knew more about George W's weapon of mass destruction, you know, we could figure out how to pull him out of office.