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The L Word: Light My Fire

Jenny is a wreck when Moira doesn't come home one night, and Bette goes to Washington to speak before the Senate, where she meets a powerful lawmaker. DJ Carmen spins for Russell Simmons, Dana is interviewed by Billie Jean King at a tennis match, Kit reconsiders her decision to let Billie run the Planet, and Helena develops feelings for a straight documentarian.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 3x4
Production Number: 304
Airdate: Sunday January 29th, 2006

Alternate Airdates:

NL (Net 5) Apr 03, 2011

Guest Stars
Alan CummingAlan Cumming
As Billie Blaikie
Alexandra HedisonAlexandra Hedison
As Dylan Moreland
Keram Malicki-SanchezKeram Malicki-Sanchez
As Chase
Lauren Lee SmithLauren Lee Smith
As Lara Perkins
Dana DelanyDana Delany
As Senator Grisham
Russell SimmonsRussell Simmons
As Himself
Ryan MichaelRyan Michael
As Senator Horsey

Co-Guest Stars
Derek McIverDerek McIver
As Pastor Frank
Duncan MinettDuncan Minett
As Reporter
Naomi Joy GallagherNaomi Joy Gallagher
As Sister Agatha
Olivia WindbielOlivia Windbiel
As Angelica
Susan HoganSusan Hogan
As Sharon Fairbanks
Susan MosherSusan Mosher
As Ruth
Bif NakedBif Naked
As Cynthia
Carl McDonaldCarl McDonald
As Ginger Vitus
Elise LebrunElise Lebrun
As Ivanova
Gillian HutchisonGillian Hutchison
As Margie Adams
Paul AnthonyPaul Anthony
As Young Waiter
Stephen Powell (2)Stephen Powell (2)
As Chair Umpire
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Carole PopeTranscend 
CatlowThe Weekend 
Ember SwiftElle Est Là 
The GossipStanding In The Way Of Control (Le Tigre Remix) 
Julie DoiranFaites De Beaux Reves 
Le TigreNanny Nanny Boo Boo 
Madrid TierraDel Fuego 
Othello 9Saturn 
Othello 9Let It Ride 
The PretendersMessage Of Love (EZ Remix) 
Tra La LaAll Fired Up 
Tribe 8Junkyard Dog 

Episode Quotes
Alice: I don't really know what to talk about if I can't talk about Dana.
(Ruth motions to Alice to change the subject)
Alice: Wait a minute, my producer's trying to tell me something. What, Ruth? What are you trying to tell me?
(Ruth motions a giant penis with her hands)
Alice: Something about a dick?
(Ruth places her hands on her head)
Alice: Head? A dickhead? A dickhead? Okay, a dickhead. A dickhead. Erm, speaking of dickheads... what about George Bush - he's a total dickhead. And what about his dick? You know? I mean, I think that's really the question we need to put to the Democrats, why are we not talking about George Bush's penis?!

(Dana switches radio back on)
Alice: ...maybe if we knew more about George W's weapon of mass destruction, you know, we could figure out how to pull him out of office.

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