Carmen: You know what though, it's like at least we didn't get our names tattooed.
Shane: That'd be the ultimate KOD, wouldn't it?
Tat Artist Kim: KOD?
Shane: (in unison with Carmen) Kiss of death.
Dr. Kaufman: It's all pretty common sense stuff. Any questions?
Dana: When am I gonna lose my hair?
Dana: (to Lara) Why can't you just leave me the fuck alone? You're not my fucking nurse. You're not my mother, you're not anything.
Dana: Wait, what are you talking about?
Alice: You know the article I wrote about gender reassignment surgery?
Carmen: Oh my God, I loved that article, it was all about like women who become men and they take hormones, testosterone, and they like cut off all their hair and they cut their tits...
(silence as everyone remembers Dana's recent breast surgery)