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The L Word Episode Guide

1 :01x01 - Pilot

First aired: Jan/18/2004
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Rose Troche
Guest star: Jennifer Jasey (Kerry), Jason Gaffney (Mark), Apollonia Vanova (Renée), Alana Husband (Marcy), Antonio Cupo (Beck Bishop), Tammy Lynn Michaels (Lacey), Marcus Gibson (Marcus Allenwood), Kwesi Ameyaw (Randy Jackson), Bruno Verdoni (Sean Heaney), Alonso Oyarzun (Eduardo), Nicole McKay (Trish Peverell), Janine Cox (Susan), Samantha Simmonds (Mandy), Daryl Shuttleworth (Dan Foxworthy), Jim Shield (Simon Frunn-Bonham), Mark Houghton (Robin Beckman), Rekha Sharma (Lori), Morgan Brayton (Marti), Robyn Ross (Marnie), Luciana Carro (Lisa), Jennifer Copping (Carolyn Varajian), Robert Gauvin (Jean-Paul Chamois), Laurie Papou (Artist), Jana Mitsoula (Luca), Preston Cook (James), Landy Cannon (Harrison), Eliza Norbury (Technician), Jacqueline Samuda (Movie Type), Bill Mondy (Movie Type), Dan Payne (Policeman), Judith Maxie (Dr. Wilson), Leanne Adachi (Gay Girl), Aynsley Amy (Shane's Redhead), Gina Holden (New Girl), Peter Kelamis (Movie Type)



2 :01x02 - Let's Do It

First aired: Jan/25/2004
Writer: Susan Miller
Director: Rose Troche
Guest star: Kwesi Ameyaw (Randy Jackson), Ari Cohen (Conrad Voynow), Guinevere Turner (Gabby Deveaux), Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins), Jennifer Copping (Carolyn Varajian), Ali Liebert (Rebecca), Tammy Lynn Michaels (Lacey), Rekha Sharma (Lori), Michael Benyaer (Marc), Luciana Carro (Lisa), Woody Jeffreys (Dana's Coach), Stephen Park (Waiter), Peter Shinkoda (Subaru Rep), Tony Alcantar (Man In Suit), Sarah Cole-Burnett (Teenage Girl)



3 :01x03 - Longing

First aired: Feb/01/2004
Writer: Angela Robinson
Director: Lynne Stopkewich
Guest star: Tammy Lynn Michaels (Lacey), Holland Taylor (Peggy Peabody), Guinevere Turner (Gabby Deveaux)

Bette takes a drastic step when she gets caught in an argument with the chairman of the gallery board. Jenny deals with her interest in Marina, Dana gets a date at last, and Alice attempts to get back her self-respect.



4 :01x04 - Lies, Lies, Lies

First aired: Feb/08/2004
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Rose Troche
Guest star: Kwesi Ameyaw (Randy Jackson), Guinevere Turner (Gabby Deveaux), Christine Anton (Xandra Rosenman), Audra Rickets (Tess), Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins), Julian Sands (Nick Barashkov), Anne Archer (Alice's Mother), Michael Tomlinson (Franklin Phillips), Heidi Iro (Stacy), Devon Gummersall (Lisa), Jennifer Copping (Carolyn Varajian), Camille Sullivan (Helen), Preston Cook (James), Holland Taylor (Peggy Peabody), Nicole McKay (Trish Peverell), Irene Karas (Assistant), Bruce Harwood (Manager), Marion Eisman (Elderly Woman), Judith Maxie (Dr. Wilson)



5 :01x05 - Lawfully

First aired: Feb/15/2004
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Rose Troche
Guest star: Brad Dryborough (Stephen Green), Anne Archer (Alice's Mother), Matthew Currie Holmes (Clive), Kwesi Ameyaw (Randy Jackson), Colin Cunningham (Harry Samchuk), Ari Cohen (Conrad Voynow), Anthony Sherwood (Roger), John Innes (Jerry), Ossie Davis (Melvin Porter), Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins), Nicole McKay (Trish Peverell), Phil Hayes (Sheriff Sammy Craff), Landy Cannon (Harrison), Adrian Hough (Waiter), Deanne Henry (Minister), Ivan Vance (Hive Employee), Woody Jeffreys (Dana's Coach), Erwin Rosales (Mexican Employee)



6 :01x06 - Losing It

First aired: Feb/22/2004
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Rose Troche
Guest star: Kwesi Ameyaw (Randy Jackson), Aaron Dudley (Alan), Colin Cunningham (Harry Samchuk), Ari Cohen (Conrad Voynow), Guinevere Turner (Gabby Deveaux), Rachel Hayward (Ellie), Nicki Clyne (Delilah), Tahmoh Penikett (Sheriff), Nolan Gerard Funk (Malcolm), Jennifer Copping (Carolyn Varajian), Morgan Brayton (Marti), Michael Tiernan (George), Andrew McIlroy (John James), Devon Gummersall (Lisa), Alana Husband (Marcy), Kyle Labine (Gus), Jessica Lucas (Roxanne), Taayla Markell (Lei Ling), Robyn Ross (Marnie), Matthew Currie Holmes (Clive), Marcus Gibson (Marcus Allenwood), Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins), Shannon Munro (Katie), Jeremy Beck (Gay Boy), Colin Foo (Herbalist), Lisa Gay Hamilton (Art Show Attendee), Sean Carey (Gay Boy)



7 :01x07 - L'Ennui

First aired: Feb/29/2004
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Rose Troche
Guest star: Ari Cohen (Conrad Voynow), Heidi Iro (Stacy), Alana Husband (Marcy), Matthew Currie Holmes (Clive), Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins), Bruno Verdoni (Sean Heaney), Lolita Davidovich (Francesca), Devon Gummersall (Lisa), Colin Lawrence (David), Audra Rickets (Tess), Robyn Ross (Marnie), Diana Pavlovska (Hetero Woman), Charlotte Chalmers (Chanter), Michael Soltis (Hotel Desk Clerk), Mark Oliver (Photographer), Maria Louisa Figura (Chanter), Michael Daingerfield (Security Guard), Nicole Oliver (Chanter), Peter Shinkoda (Subaru Rep), Ivan Cermak (Heterosexual Man), Tina L. Klassen (Chanter), Erica Cerra (Dancer), Jo-Ann Fernandes (Chanter)



8 :01x08 - Listen Up

First aired: Mar/07/2004
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Rose Troche
Guest star: Alana Husband (Marcy), Matthew Currie Holmes (Clive), Jonathan Scarfe (Matt), Snoop Dogg (Slim Daddy), Sean Allan (Dick Shaw), Heather McEwen (Sharon At 17), Daryl Shuttleworth (Dan Foxworthy), Devon Gummersall (Lisa), Sarah Strange (Annette Bishop), Lynda Boyd (Fiona Shaw), Kim Hawthorne (Yolanda Watkins), Sherry Thoreson (Karen), Roger Haskett (Harley), Susan Hogan (Sharon Fairbanks), Robyn Ross (Marnie), Claude Knowlton (Charlie), Camille Martinez (Alma), Devon Casagrande (Leslie), Beverley Breuer (Marian), Preston Cook (James), Lolita Davidovich (Francesca), Michael Hogan (Irwin Fairbanks), Andrew Francis (Howie Fairbanks), Zak Santiago (Oscar), Morgan Brayton (Marti), Adrian Holmes (Duane), Aaron Douglas (Concerned Citizen), Clint Carleton (Cyclist), Lori Ann Triolo (Gallery Worker)



9 :01x09 - Luck, Next Time

First aired: Mar/14/2004
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Rose Troche
Guest star: Devon Gummersall (Lisa), Snoop Dogg (Slim Daddy), Darrin Klimek (Andrew), Rebecca Harker (Stephanie), James Purcell (Steve Jaffe), Helen Shaver (Faye Buckley), Charles Payne (Triple), Gerry South (A.D.), Matthew Currie Holmes (Clive), Rosanna Arquette (Cherie Jaffe), Carmen Aguirre (Isabella Pernao), Lolita Davidovich (Francesca), Preston Cook (James), Cole Walliser (Dancer), Donny Lucas (Director), Joe MacLeod (Delivery Man), Jay Williams (Dancer), Gwenm Eyre (Young Woman), Obi Edwards (Dancer), Kennedy Goodkey (Guard), Ecstasia Sanders (Dancer), Karen Holness (Dancer), Judith Maxie (Dr. Wilson), Vicky Lambert (Dancer), Sonia Mais (Housekeeper), Richard O'Sullivan (Choreographer), Mikka Dargel (Receptionist)



10 :01x10 - Liberally

First aired: Mar/21/2004
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Rose Troche
Guest star: Roger Haskett (Harley), Barclay Hope (Bert Gruber), Samantha McLeod (Clea Jaffe), Preston Cook (James), Daryl Shuttleworth (Dan Foxworthy), Jonathan Scarfe (Matt), James Purcell (Steve Jaffe), Sherry Thoreson (Karen), Zak Santiago (Oscar), Ion Overman (Candace Jewell), Alfonso Quijada (Esai), Michaela Mann (China), Michael Tomlinson (Franklin Phillips), Rosanna Arquette (Cherie Jaffe), Helen Shaver (Faye Buckley), Lolita Davidovich (Francesca), Joseph Marshall (Bronc), Kim Hawthorne (Yolanda Watkins), Jade Robertson (Amber), Claude Knowlton (Charlie), Charles Payne (Triple), David Berner (George Parson), Camille Martinez (Alma), Nicole McKay (Trish Peverell), Snoop Dogg (Slim Daddy), Russell Zishiri (DJ), Damon Johnson (Video Director)



11 :01x11 - Looking Back

First aired: Mar/28/2004
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Rose Troche
Guest star: Marta Jaciubek (Tayo), Robin Nielsen (Gregg), Andrea Whitburn (Dana), Tara Wilson (Ralph), Anne Elizabeth Ramsay (Robin), Ion Overman (Candace Jewell), Meredith McGeachie (Tonya), Kyle Cassie (Eric), Preston Cook (James), Anne Archer (Alice's Mother), Rhys Lloyd (Cheering Guy), Tiffany Sweeney (Bunny), Chris Gauthier (Cheering Guy), Penelope Corrin (Party Animal), Maggie Blue O'Hara (Lesbian), Ron Chartier (Ralph's Dad), Jennifer Kitchen (Party Animal Lesbian #2), Leanne Jijian Hume (Lesbian), Harley Reiner (Young Shane), Dorothy Fehr (Semi-Drunk Lesbian), Sarah Widdows (Young Tiffany), Jeremiah Klein (Drummer), Cindy Maines (Ralph's Mom), Shira Moss (Bunny), Kirsten Williamson (Nervous Lesbian), Alison Fraser (Party Animal)



12 :01x12 - Locked Up

First aired: Apr/04/2004
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Rose Troche
Guest star: Ion Overman (Candace Jewell), Anne Elizabeth Ramsay (Robin), Leslie Hopps (Marilyn), Michael Tomlinson (Franklin Phillips), Kelly Lynch (Ivan), Brenda Campbell (Policewoman), Luvia Petersen (Cowboy), Tristen Leffler (Policewoman)



13 :01x13 - Limb from Limb

First aired: Apr/11/2004
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Rose Troche
Guest star: Meredith McGeachie (Tonya), Ion Overman (Candace Jewell), Rosanna Arquette (Cherie Jaffe), James Purcell (Steve Jaffe), Michael-Ann Connor (Mikela), Tygh Runyan (Gene Feinberg), Preston Cook (James), Zak Santiago (Oscar), Kelly Lynch (Ivan), Anne Elizabeth Ramsay (Robin), Nicole McKay (Trish Peverell), Samantha McLeod (Clea Jaffe), Miles Meadows ('Cooper' The Waiter), Sean Campbell (Cop), Duncan Minett (Reporter)



14 :02x01 - Life, Loss, Leaving

First aired: Feb/20/2005
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Dan Minahan
Guest star: Meredith McGeachie (Tonya), Arianna Huffington (Herself), Eric Mabius (Tim Haspel), Anne Elizabeth Ramsay (Robin), Kelly Lynch (Ivan), Ion Overman (Candace), Cassandra Sawtell (Jane (8yrs)), Alison Matthews (Associate Producer), Preston Cook (James), Tygh Runyan (Gene Feinberg), Luciana Carro (Lisa), Judith Maxie (Dr. Wilson), Lydia Castro (Farmer Woman), Brenda Crichlow (Loan Officer), Nina Pousette (Hipster Waitress), Debra Donahue (Diner), Angela Bohn (Hollywood Woman), Matty Finochio (Staffer)



15 :02x02 - Lap Dance

First aired: Feb/27/2005
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Lynne Stopkewich
Guest star: Anne Elizabeth Ramsay (Robin), Kelly Lynch (Ivan), Sandra Bernhard (Charlotte Birch), Chris William Martin (Hunter Kirby), Jane Lynch (Joyce Wischnia), Meredith McGeachie (Tonya), Derek de Lint (Manfredi Ferrer)



16 :02x03 - Loneliest Number

First aired: Mar/06/2005
Writer: Lara Spotts
Director: Rose Troche
Guest star: Meredith McGeachie (Tonya), Chris William Martin (Hunter Kirby), Sandra Bernhard (Charlotte Birch), Jane Lynch (Joyce Wischnia), Michael Tomlinson (Franklin Phillips)



17 :02x04 - Lynch Pin

First aired: Mar/13/2005
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Lisa Cholodenko
Guest star: Mimi Kuzyk (Isabel), Holland Taylor (Peggy Peabody), Meredith McGeachie (Tonya), Jane Lynch (Joyce Wischnia), Luciana Carro (Lisa), Camryn Manheim (Veronica Bloom), Charles S. Dutton (Dr. Benjamin Bradshaw)



18 :02x05 - Labyrinth

First aired: Mar/20/2005
Writer: Rose Troche
Guest star: Camryn Manheim (Veronica Bloom), Charles S. Dutton (Dr. Benjamin Bradshaw), Meredith McGeachie (Tonya)



19 :02x06 - Lagrimas de Oro

First aired: Mar/27/2005
Writer: Guinevere Turner
Director: Jeremy Podeswa
Guest star: Charles S. Dutton (Dr. Benjamin Bradshaw), Meredith McGeachie (Tonya), Michael Tomlinson (Franklin Phillips), Sandra Bernhard (Charlotte Birch), Melissa Rivers (Herself), Chris William Martin (Hunter Kirby)



20 :02x07 - Luminous

First aired: Apr/03/2005
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Ernest Dickerson
Guest star: Melissa Leo (Winnie Mann), Camryn Manheim (Veronica Bloom), Sharon Isbin (Herself), Sandra Bernhard (Charlotte Birch), Chris William Martin (Hunter Kirby), Cobie Smulders (Leigh Ostin)



21 :02x08 - Loyal

First aired: Apr/10/2005
Writer: A. M. Homes
Director: Alison MacLean
Guest star: Melissa Leo (Winnie Mann), Guinevere Turner (Gabby Deveaux), Sara Botsford (Allen Barnes), Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins), Michael Tomlinson (Franklin Phillips), Tony Goldwyn (Burr Connor)



22 :02x09 - Late, Later, Latent

First aired: Apr/17/2005
Writer: David Stenn
Director: Tony Goldwyn
Guest star: Tony Goldwyn (Burr Connor), Camryn Manheim (Veronica Bloom), Sandra Bernhard (Charlotte Birch), Kelly Lynch (Ivan)



23 :02x10 - Land Ahoy

First aired: Apr/24/2005
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Tricia Brock
Guest star: Katy Selverstone (Phoebe Sparkle), Ossie Davis (Melvin Porter), Charles S. Dutton (Dr. Benjamin Bradshaw), Sara Botsford (Allen Barnes), Kelly Parks (Girl #1)



24 :02x11 - Loud and Proud

First aired: May/01/2005
Writer: Elizabeth Hunter
Director: Rose Troche
Guest star: Cobie Smulders (Leigh Ostin), Ossie Davis (Melvin Porter)



25 :02x12 - L'Chaim

First aired: May/08/2005
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: John Curran
Guest star: Cobie Smulders (Leigh Ostin), Michael Tomlinson (Franklin Phillips), Ossie Davis (Melvin Porter), Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins)

Bettie decides to let her father stay with her for the final days. Alice is overflowed with jalousie when Dana planned a dinner with an ex. Jenny flirts dangerously while she brings up old memories.



26 :02x13 - Lacuna

First aired: May/15/2005
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Ilene Chaiken
Guest star: Melissa Leo (Winnie Mann), BETTY (Themselves), Holland Taylor (Peggy Peabody), Gloria Steinem (Herself), Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins), Cobie Smulders (Leigh Ostin), Michael Tomlinson (Franklin Phillips), Heart (Themselves)

Tina's baby is just about to be born, Shane and Carmen are rekindling their relationship. Alice asks Dana to move in and Jenny's going crazy, remembering things about her past that should best be left alone.



27 :03x01 - Labia Majora

First aired: Jan/08/2006
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Rose Troche
Guest star: Kate Clinton (Dr. Farber), Margot Kidder (Sandy Ziskin), Irene Olga Lopez (Mercedes), Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins), Cynthia Stevenson (Roberta Collie), Olivia Windbiel (Angelica), Paralee Cook (Sally), Tamara Prescott (Louise), Patricia Mayen-Salazar (Begonia), Marilyn Norry (Eve), Stephen Aberle (Warren Ziskin), Annabel Kershaw (Mindy), Maria Dimou (Patricia), Franco Maravilla (Freddy), John Reardon (Young Dad), Jason Hagemeister (Yoga Instructor), Chelah Horsdal (Psychic), Jill Teed (Teri), Christine Chatelain (Marilyn), Michelle Candido (Woman Passing Granola), Esmeralda Fortin (Abuela), Leanna Nash (Vera), Elena Murzello (Anna), Colin Lawrence (David)

The third season opens with Bette and Tina trying to rekindle their sexual groove after having a child. Road rage grabs hold of Alice as she chases after Dana through the streets of Los Angeles, Helena purchases a movie studio, and Jenny leaves the mid-west and heads back out to LA.



28 :03x02 - Lost Weekend

First aired: Jan/15/2006
Writer: A. M. Homes
Director: Bille Eltringham
Guest star: Alan Cumming (Billie Blaikie), Irene Olga Lopez (Mercedes), Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins), Ann-Marie MacDonald (Julie), Cynthia Stevenson (Roberta Collie), Maggie Moore (Ann-Margaret), Stephen Sisk (Mentally Challenged Person), Fraser Aitcheson (Garbage Man), Tom McBeath (Hal), Dimitri Zaborojnyi (Male Having Sex), Jeffrey Schaan (Male Having Sex), Andrew Hrankowski (Male Having Sex), Ian Jamieson (Male Having Sex), Beverley Elliott (Martha), Esmeralda Fortin (Abuela), Laura Mennell (Toni), Patricia Mayen-Salazar (Aunt Begonia), Lubna Dalupang (Croupier), Quinn Lord (Roland), Jill Teed (Teri), Maria Dimou (Patricia), Tyler Johnston (Redneck Boy), Elena Murzello (Anna), Brendan Bailey (Hustler), Tammy Bentz (Butch Dyke), Shiraine Haas (Lexi), Elfina Luk (Femme Dyke), Kaaren deZilva (Evi), Jason McKinnon (Bisexual Boy), Katrina Fields (Bar Girl), Yvette Narlock (Elvis Drag King), Aaron Brooks (Redneck Boy), Shawn Ayers (Hustler), Shawn Reis (70's Faggot), Colin Lawrence (David), Sergio Garcia (Luis), Heather Doerksen (Waitress), Mark Epstein (Himself), Benjamin Arthur (70's Faggot), Lisa Bunting (Group Leader), Alistair Gamble (Male Having Sex), Magda Apanowicz (Redneck Girl), Ellie Harvie (Janice), Tamara Lashley (Bisexual Girl), Olivia Windbiel (Angelica), Shay Kuebler (Redneck Boy)

Kit hires Billie Blaikie - "the best party promoter in town" - to pump up business at the Planet. Jenny and Moira experience gay-bashing while en route to California, Shane gets a girly makeover from Carmen's mother, and Bette and Tina try to find a man to act as a masculine influence to impress an adoption case worker.



29 :03x03 - Lobster

First aired: Jan/22/2006
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Bronwen Hughes
Guest star: Alan Cumming (Billie Blaikie), Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins), Keram Malicki-Sanchez (Chase), Frazey Ford (Sister Christine), John Gray (Teenage Boy), Tommy Danielowski (Waiter), Chelah Horsdal (Psychic), Patricia Idlette (Technician), Judith Maxie (Dr. Wilson), Elizabeth Weinstein (Receptionist), Laura Mennell (Sister Toni), Susan Mosher (Ruth), Naomi Joy Gallagher (Sister Agatha), Olivia Windbiel (Angelica)

Helena offers Tina a job at the movie studio. Bette and Tina hire a "manny": a male nanny to whom Kit takes a liking. Dana gets a mammogram, and Jenny returns to L.A. with her friend Moira, who feels like a fish out of water among Jenny's old pals.



30 :03x04 - Light My Fire

First aired: Jan/29/2006
Writer: Cherien Dabis
Director: Lynne Stopkewich
Guest star: Billie Jean King (Herself), Alan Cumming (Billie Blaikie), Michael Ryan (Senator Horsey), Alexandra Hedison (Dylan Moreland), Dana Delany (Senator Grisham), Russell Simmons (Himself), Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins), Keram Malicki-Sanchez (Chase), Nicholas Treeshin (Tom), Derek McIver (Pastor Frank), Lisa Howell (Girl), Paul Anthony (Young Waiter), Susan Hogan (Sharon Fairbanks), Susan Mosher (Ruth), Olivia Windbiel (Angelica), Carl McDonald (Ginger Vitus), Elise Lebrun (Ivanova), Bif Naked (Cynthia), Gillian Hutchison (Margie Adams), Stephen Powell (Chair Umpire), Duncan Minett (Reporter), Naomi Joy Gallagher (Sister Agatha)

Jenny is a wreck when Moira doesn't come home one night, and Bette goes to Washington to speak before the Senate, where she meets a powerful lawmaker. DJ Carmen spins for Russell Simmons, Dana is interviewed by Billie Jean King at a tennis match, Kit reconsiders her decision to let Billie run the Planet, and Helena develops feelings for a straight documentarian.



31 :03x05 - Lifeline

First aired: Feb/05/2006
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Kimberly Peirce
Guest star: Alan Cumming (Billie Blaikie), Alexandra Hedison (Dylan Moreland), Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins), Ann-Marie MacDonald (Julie), Rosanna Arquette (Cherie Peroni), Keram Malicki-Sanchez (Chase), Paul Popowich (Josh Becker), Andrew McNee (Brian), David Lewis (Mitch), Adam Thomas (Gregory), Erica Cerra (Uta Refson), Andrew Airlie (Dr. Shapiro), Brendan Penny (Coleman Alt), Denis Krasnogolov (Ludvig), Tara Janicki (Dana's Butch Girl), Derek McIver (Frank), Olivia Windbiel (Angelica), Tammy Gillis (Tammy)

Tina develops an attraction to men, Bette tries Buddhism and gets good news on the work front. Whilst speed-dating, Alice meets a lesbian vampire and Kit is serenaded by 'Mangus'. Dana gets bad news on the health front, Helena woos a documentary filmmaker, Moira goes out as a man and Shane's ex drops in.



32 :03x06 - Lifesize

First aired: Feb/12/2006
Writer: Adam Rapp
Director: Tricia Brock
Guest star: Callum Keith Rennie (Danny), Alan Cumming (Billie Blaikie), Alexandra Hedison (Dylan Moreland), Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins), Richard Keats (Anesthesiologist), Michael Hogan (Irwin Fairbanks), Ellie Harvie (Janice), Barbara Kottmeier (Young Bette), Susan Hogan (Sharon Fairbanks), Brendan Penny (Coleman Alt), P. Lynn Johnson (Jan Martin), Suzanne Bastien (Nurse), Andrew Airlie (Dr. Shapiro)

A publisher wants Jenny to turn her fictional novel into a tell-all memoir, Alice becomes more enamored of Uta - the vampire, Carmen confronts Shane about her affair with Cherie, Billie helps Moira/Max score an illegal prescription for male hormones, Dylan sends Helena mixed signals, and the girls learn the truth about Dana's condition.



33 :03x07 - Lone Star

First aired: Feb/19/2006
Writer: Elizabeth Ziff
Director: Frank R. Pierson
Guest star: Alan Cumming (Billie Blaikie), Eve Ensler (NY Editor), Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins), Alexandra Hedison (Dylan Moreland), Dave McGowan (Roadie), Olivia Windbiel (Angelica), Paul Popowich (Josh Becker), Patti Allen (Dr. Kaufman), Alex Ferris (Wilson), Cindy Wilson (Herself), Rob deLeeuw (Garbage Clerk), Meghan Gardiner (Opera Singer), Zachary Alford (Himself), Panthea (Opera Singer), Kate Pierson (Herself), Keith Strickland (Himself), Eileen Bui (Jun Yin), Deirdre Blades (Beautiful Older Woman), Fred Schneider (Himself), Erica Cerra (Uta Refson), Randi Lynne (Nurse Connie), P. Lynn Johnson (Jan Martin), Justina Kervel (Tat Artist Kim)

Dana undergoes chemotherapy, Jenny injects Moira with hormones, Carmen and Shane get matching tattoos, Tina pursues her attraction to Josh, Kit catches Billie snorting coke, Uta persuades Alice to search for the Dana cutout she threw away and the B-52's play The Planet.



34 :03x08 - Latecomer

First aired: Feb/26/2006
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Angela Robinson
Guest star: Alexandra Hedison (Dylan Moreland), Cynthia Stevenson (Roberta Collie), Brynn Horrocks (Flight Attendant), Olivia Windbiel (Angelica), Malcolm Stewart (Dr. Geld), Paul Silveira (Engineer), Alyson Palmer (Herself), Elizabeth Ziff (Herself), Malaika Jackson (Basketball Player), Tracy Bonham (Herself), Zach Carter (Handler), Carlos Gomez (Airline Official), Amy Ziff (Herself), Carrie Close (Sports Fan), Nona Hendryx (Herself)

Tina stops sleeping with Bette; Moira announces that she wants to be called Max; Kit gets some help from singer Nona Hendryx; Jenny and Max discuss plans for a benefit party; Dana tries out a new look and Helena takes Dana and the girls to a basketball game.



35 :03x09 - Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way

First aired: Mar/05/2006
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Moisés Kaufman
Guest star: Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins), Callum Keith Rennie (Danny), Alexandra Hedison (Dylan Moreland), Irene Olga Lopez (Mercedes), Steven Eckholdt (Henry), Patricia Mayen-Salazar (Begonia), Caleb Rogers (Mikey), Olivia Windbiel (Angelica), Alex Ferris (Wilson), Tara Fynn (Beautiful Monk), Eileen Bui (Jun Yin)

Dana shows signs of improvement; Carmen takes a big step and comes out to her family; Helena gets sued; Jenny attends a support group for transsexuals to help her deal with Max; Bette struggles to find inner peace.



36 :03x10 - Losing The Light

First aired: Mar/12/2006
Writer: Rose Troche
Director: Rose Troche
Guest star: Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins), Holland Taylor (Peggy Peabody), Steven Eckholdt (Henry), Alexandra Hedison (Dylan Moreland), Callum Keith Rennie (Danny Wilson), Eric Mabius (Tim Haspel), Meredith McGeachie (Tonya), Caleb Rogers (Mikey), Derek James (Dr. Wyler), Sonya Anand (Nurse), Evan Adams (Dr. Bell), Tara Fynn (Beautiful Monk), Doris Chillcott (Bus Stop Woman), Agam Darshi (Waitress), Zara Taylor (Woman), Olivia Windbiel (Angelica), Georgia Craig (Becky), Peter Wingfield (Whit), Panou (Hewitt Shepard), Kwesi Ameyaw (Randy), Christina Jastrzembska (Older Woman), Claudette Mink (Marlene), David Lovgren (Brad), Ryan Robbins (Bus Stop Man), Lorena Gale (Delores), David Abbott (Older Man)

Dana's health deteriorates and Alice keeps a bedside vigil; Carmen gives Shane some surprising news; and Bette continues to search for inner peace. Jenny introduces Max to her ex-husband; and Tina gets comfortable with Henry.



37 :03x11 - Last Dance

First aired: Mar/19/2006
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Allison Anders
Guest star: Steven Eckholdt (Henry), Alexandra Hedison (Dylan Moreland), Jane Lynch (Joyce Wischnia), Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins), Caleb Rogers (Mikey), Michael Hogan (Irwin Fairbanks), Olivia Windbiel (Angelica), Sara Quin (Herself), Tegan Quin (Herself), Susan Hogan (Sharon Fairbanks)

Bette considers fighting for sole custody of the baby; Lara stays out far too late; Max lands a job---one for which Moira was turned down.



38 :03x12 - Left Hand of the Goddess

First aired: Mar/26/2006
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Ilene Chaiken
Guest star: Isabella Hofmann (Marilyn), Jane Lynch (Joyce Wischnia), Elodie Bouchez (Claude), Lauren Lee Smith (Lara Perkins), Eric Roberts (Gabriel McCutcheon), Irene Olga Lopez (Mercedes), Holland Taylor (Peggy Peabody), Steven Eckholdt (Henry), Kaaren deZilva (Evi), Chilton Crane (Tricia), Maria Dimou (Patricia), Shaun Garrett (Jim), God-Des (Herself), She (Herself), Wendy Dawson (Concierge), Aubrey Arnason (Patty), Michael Jansen (Valet), Aidan Jarrar (Shay), Bruce Dawson (Donald), Olivia Windbiel (Angelica)

With the recent loss of Dana still fresh in their minds, the ladies set about planning Shane and Carmen's wedding; Shane heads to Oregon for a reunion with her estranged father and a pleasant meeting with her half-brother; Kit discovers she's pregnant; Bette reconsiders her quest to gain sole custody of Angelica; Jenny is disappointed with the sexual dynamics at play with Max's new co-workers.



39 :04x01 - Legend in the Making

First aired: Jan/07/2007
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Bronwen Hughes
Guest star: Rosanna Arquette (Cherie Peroni), Jane Lynch (Joyce Wischnia), Karina Lombard (Marina Ferrer), Steven Eckholdt (Henry), Elodie Bouchez (Claude), Sandra Timuss (Receptionist), Bruce Dawson (Donald), Victoria Bidewell (Nurse), Sarah Jane Redmond (Carla), Aidan Jarrar (Shay)

Bette takes it on the lam with Angelica; Helena has a tough time adjusting to being "poor"; Shane has a drug-and-booze-fueled breakdown; Max seeks help from a transgender support group; a pregnant Kit has a frightful experience at a women's health clinic; Carla leaves a surprise for Shane at the house.



40 :04x02 - Livin' La Vida Loca

First aired: Jan/14/2007
Writer: Alexandra Kondracke
Director: Marleen Gorris
Guest star: Cybill Shepherd (Phyllis Kroll), Jessica Capshaw (Nadia), Heather Matarazzo (Stacy Merkin), Brian Markinson (Aaron Kornbluth), Mark Krysko (Isaac), Adrien Dorval (Trucker), Preston Cook (James), Aidan Jarrar (Shay), Chelsea Hobbs (Brooke)

Alice hooks up with the "web-famous" seductress Papi; a gay writer gets Jennifer to open up in an interview; and Bette's new dean confides in her. Also, the new head of the studio orders Tina to do some of his dirty work; Max has a date with the boss's daughter.



41 :04x03 - Lassoed

First aired: Jan/21/2007
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Tricia Brock
Guest star: Cybill Shepherd (Phyllis Kroll), Steven Eckholdt (Henry), Jessica Capshaw (Nadia), Alfred E. Humphreys (Dick Petersen), Bruce Dawson (Donald), Aidan Jarrar (Shay), Chelsea Hobbs (Brooke), Chilton Crane (Tricia)

Angus receives some good news but his elation does not last long. Tina invites the girls for a party with her straight friends and Nadia continues flirting with Bette.



42 :04x04 - Layup

First aired: Jan/28/2007
Writer: Elizabeth Ziff
Director: Jessica Sharzer
Guest star: Cybill Shepherd (Phyllis Kroll), Kristanna Loken (Paige Sobel), Jessica Capshaw (Nadia), Caroline Cave (Lindsey), Donna White (Sydney), Chelsea Hobbs (Brooke), Ulla Friis (Hazel), Jon Wolfe Nelson (Tom Mater), Liza Ulrych (Woman At Shelter), Aidan Jarrar (Shay), Deryl Hayes (Man At Shelter)

A resident artist angers a wealthy donor whom Bette is trying to impress; Alice accepts Papi's challenge to a pickup basketball game; Max opens up to Brooke, with disastrous results; Alice enjoys a liaison with an "older vintage" lover; Shay has an accident, leaving Shane with a huge hospital bill; Jenny plots revenge against a magazine critic.



43 :04x05 - Lez Girls

First aired: Feb/04/2007
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: John Stockwell
Guest star: Cybill Shepherd (Phyllis Kroll), Steven Eckholdt (Henry), Kristanna Loken (Paige Sobel), Heather Matarazzo (Stacy Merkin), Bruce Davison (Leonard Kroll), Bruce Dawson (Donald), Jackson Allan (Jared), Bryan Demore (Messenger), Macgareo Thomas (Waiter At Restaurant), Alyssa Pridham (Ruby), Pablo Silveira (Waiter At House), Ken Tremblett (Webster Ash), Jon Wolfe Nelson (Tom Mater), Fraser Corbett (Cute Male Student), Olivia Windbiel (Angelica), Caroline Cave (Lindsey), Ulla Friis (Hazel), Dean Paul Gibson (Douglas Chibi), Aidan Jarrar (Shay)

News of Bette's liaison with a teaching assistant gets around campus; Alice decides to stop seeing Phyllis after meeting her husband; Tina catches Angus with his pants down; Jenny's short story in a magazine ticks off Alice.



44 :04x06 - Luck Be a Lady

First aired: Feb/11/2007
Writer: Angela Robinson
Director: Angela Robinson
Guest star: Cybill Shepherd (Phyllis Kroll), Kristanna Loken (Paige Sobel), Sandrine Holt (Catherine), Heather Matarazzo (Stacy Merkin), Preston Cook (James), Carrie Fleming (Saskia Phillips), Enid-Raye Adams (Tiffany), Aidan Jarrar (Shay), Daniel Bacon (Guy Co-Worker), Bruce Dawson (Donald), Olivia Windbiel (Angelica), Vanessa Tomasino (Little Nicki), Caroline Cave (Lindsey), G. Patrick Currie (Miles), Grace Sherman (Megan), David Lewis (Mitch), Jackson Allan (Jared), Alyssa Pridham (Ruby), Marc Dion (Waiter), Andre Fex (Mr. Stewart), Jon Wolfe Nelson (Tom Mater), Guy Fauchon (Burt)

A busy Bette engages in a new romance, bangs heads with Tina about their baby's preschool and deals with Alice's split from Bette's boss, Phyllis; Helena and Alice get a poker lesson from Papi; Jenny steps up her plan to break up Stacey and Lindsey.



45 :04x07 - Lesson Number One

First aired: Feb/18/2007
Writer: Ariel Schrag
Director: Moisés Kaufman
Guest star: Cybill Shepherd (Phyllis Kroll), Kristanna Loken (Paige Sobel), Sandrine Holt (Catherine), Laura Ward (Sarah), Aidan Jarrar (Shay), Jackson Allan (Jared), Alfred E. Humphreys (Dick Petersen), Brian Markinson (Aaron Kornbluth), Jon Wolfe Nelson (Tom Mater)

Hollywood producers express interest in Jenny's short story about her friends; Helena looks for a way out of her poker debt; Alice's new girlfriend has troubling flashbacks to the war in Iraq; Phyllis is consoled by Bette and her new girlfriend.



46 :04x08 - Lexington and Concord

First aired: Feb/25/2007
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Jamie Babbit
Guest star: Kristanna Loken (Paige Sobel), Sandrine Holt (Catherine), Eric Roberts (Gabriel McCutcheon), Eileen Bui (Jun Yin), Michael Phenicie (Brian), Aidan Jarrar (Shay), Jackson Allan (Jared), Simone Bailly (Grace), Valerie Tian (Dierdre), Kevin Crofton (Chubster), Jason Schombing (Joe), Camille Mitchell (Becca), Alex Ferris (Wilson)

Catherine forces Helena to work for her playing poker, Kit performs with Angus knowing that he cheated on her and Shane gets a shocking surprise.



47 :04x09 - Lacy Lilting Lyrics

First aired: Mar/04/2007
Writer: Cherien Dabis
Director: Bronwen Hughes
Guest star: Cybill Shepherd (Phyllis Kroll), Bruce Davison (Leonard Kroll), Kristanna Loken (Paige Sobel), Karina Lombard (Marina Ferrer), Eric Roberts (Gabriel McCutcheon), Deanne Bray (Amy), Joey Aresco (Director), John Stockwell (Himself), Jon Wolfe Nelson (Tom Mater), Nina McNeely (Dancer), Lisa Eaton (Dancer), Justine Clark (Dancer), David Lewis (Mitch), Garry Marshall (Himself), Igor Morozov (Boris), Amanda Barrett (Ditty Bop), Daniella Evangelista (Rebecca), Abby DeWald (Ditty Bop), Peter Jenkins (Buttoned Up Executive), Simone Bailly (Grace), Daniel Bacon (Male Employee), Gabrielle Rose (Carol), Annie Campbell (Lesbian Fan), Peter Hanlon (Preston), Jackson Allan (Jared), Aidan Jarrar (Shay), Bruce Dawson (Donald), Tanya Champoux (Female Employee), Tara Avise (Dancer), Andrew Hedge (First AD), Lawrence Bender (Himself), Tara Nicole Hughes (Dancer), Nanci Anderson (Dancer)



48 :04x10 - Little Boy Blue

First aired: Mar/11/2007
Writer: Elizabeth Ziff
Director: Karyn Kusama
Guest star: Winston Rekert (Mr. Sweeney), Deanne Bray (Amy), Sandrine Holt (Catherine), Annabella Sciorra (Kate Arden), Kristanna Loken (Paige Sobel), Robin Douglas (Racetrack Clerk), Ken Camroux (Father O'Shea), Haley Beauchamp (Maggie), Jackson Allan (Jared), Aleks Holtz (Private Brown), Simone Bailly (Grace), Olivia Windbiel (Angelica), Myk Gordon (Racetrack Clerk), Tara Frederick (Sioban), Fran Gebhard (Connie)

Kit hits the bottle in an attempt to forget about Angus, who wants desperately to apologize for cheating on her; Max goes home for the funeral of her mother and receives a mixed welcome; Helena dumps a load of cash on a sure thing at the racetrack; Jenny thinks she's found a director for her movie; Bette's control issues rear their ugly heads.



49 :04x11 - Literary License to Kill

First aired: Mar/18/2007
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: John Stockwell
Guest star: Cybill Shepherd (Phyllis Kroll), Bruce Davison (Leonard Kroll), Kristanna Loken (Paige Sobel), Steven Eckholdt (Henry), Annabella Sciorra (Kate Arden), Jackson Allan (Jared), Peter Hanlon (Preston), Simone Bailly (Grace), Preston Cook (James), Jon Wolfe Nelson (Tom Mater), Larry Kennar (Himself), Bruce Dawson (Donald), Crystal Balint (Lisa Johnson), Grace Sherman (Megan), David Lewis (Mitch), Clementine Ford (Molly)

Jenny's short stories strike a chord with Bette, who may lose Jodi to an east coast art center. Meanwhile, Tasha, Alice's girlfriend, is constantly haunted by flashbacks to her time in Iraq where she was ordered to hide her sexuality.



50 :04x12 - Long Time Coming

First aired: Mar/25/2007
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Ilene Chaiken
Guest star: Cybill Shepherd (Phyllis Kroll), Sandrine Holt (Catherine Rothberg), Annabella Sciorra (Kate Arden), Kristanna Loken (Paige Sobel), Erin Daniels (Dana Fairbanks), Heather Matarazzo (Stacy Merkin), Jane Lynch (Joyce Wischnia), Jackson Allan (Jared), Aidan Jarrar (Shay), Olivia Windbiel (Angelica), Jon Wolfe Nelson (Tom Mater)

Alice refuses to go to Tasha's leaving party until an old face pops up to give her some advice. Bette spots something that would be perfect for Jodie and enlists the help of Alice and Shane to acquire it. Tina lies about an upcoming meeting to Jenny but it backfires. Shane and Paige consider taking their relationship to the next level and look for a house together.



51 :05x01 - LGB Tease

First aired: Jan/06/2008
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Angela Robinson
Guest star: Cybill Shepherd (Phyllis Kroll), Jane Lynch (Joyce Wischnia), Kristanna Loken (Paige Sobel), Wallace Shawn (William Halsey), Lucia Rijker (Dusty), tamara lee noonan (Prisoner #2), Venus Terzo (Andrea Jills), Julius Chapple (Investigator), Brian Markinson (Aaron Kornbluth), Olivia Windbiel (Angelica), Nicola Anderson (Marissa), Lindsay Maxwell (Lexi), Lucia Walters (Camilla), Anna Hagan (Samantha), joanne wilson (Megan Swisher), Glynis Davies (Victoria Van Kleef), Jackson Allan (Jared Sobel), Lara Babalola (Counselor), joanna reid (Prisoner #1), Patrick Sabongui (Jamal), Kathryn Kirkpatrick (Prison Guard), Dwayne Bryshun (Ed)

Shane puts off moving in with Paige, but suffers the consequences of doing so. Jenny returns from her vacation with a new fling, a billionaire movie financier. Meanwhile, Phyllis begins to doubt her relationship with Joyce.



52 :05x02 - Look Out, Here They Come!

First aired: Jan/13/2008
Writer: Cherien Dabis
Director: Jamie Babbit
Guest star: Cybill Shepherd (Phyllis Kroll), Lenore Zann (Jackie), Malaya Rivera Drew (Adele), Jane Lynch (Joyce Wischnia), Wallace Shawn (William Halsey), Lucia Rijker (Dusty)

While Tina's dating woes continue, Shane has a number of erotic encounters when he agrees to style hair for a wedding party. Tasha explains to Alice why she didn't leave with her detachment back to Iraq.



53 :05x03 - Lady of the Lake

First aired: Jan/20/2008
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Tricia Brock
Guest star: Holland Taylor (Peggy Peabody), Malaya Rivera Drew (Adele), John Pyper-Ferguson (Michael Angelo), Lucia Rijker (Dusty)

When Shane swears of sex, she reaps the benefits of the new energy and focus that celibacy brings. Tina's dating mishaps finally start to improve. Meanwhile, The Planet is broken into and Kit is attacked.



54 :05x04 - Let's Get This Party Started

First aired: Jan/27/2008
Writer: Elizabeth Ziff
Director: John Stockwell
Guest star: Alicia Leigh Willis (Cindi), Elizabeth Keener (Dawn), Kate French (Niki Stevens), Malaya Rivera Drew (Adele), Ted Whittall (Captain Curtis Beech), Georgia Hacche (Luchi Santis), Simone Bailly (Grace), Melanie Bray (Lani Shipman), Lenka Stolar (Brenda), Andrew Wheeler (Paul), Ingrid Tesch (Christine Beech), Jon Wolfe Nelson (Tom Mater), Brian Markinson (Aaron Kornbluth), Nicole Fraissinet (Jorinda Garber)

Jenny and the producers of her movie battle over the casting, while one eager actress goes all out to grab the lead role. The gals hit the Planet's competition by attending the opening of a new lesbian club. Meanwhile, Bette has an unusual reaction to Tina's new dating woes, and Alice is surprised by a visit from military investigators.



55 :05x05 - Lookin' at You, Kid

First aired: Feb/03/2008
Writer: Angela Robinson
Director: Angela Robinson
Guest star: Elizabeth Keener (Dawn), Kate French (Niki Stevens), Angela Gots (Cammie), Malaya Rivera Drew (Adele), Wendy Glenn (Isabella), Patricia Velasquez (Begoña), Alicia Leigh Willis (Cindi), Michelle Harrison (Lauren), Dominic Zamprogna (Greg), Brian Markinson (Aaron Kornbluth), Amber Borycki (Marci), Michael Daingerfield (Talk Show Host)

Not all the ladies are happy with the actress chosen to portray them in a movie when they are invited to meet with them at Jenny's home. Tina and Bette need to deal with the situation created by their romantic encounter, while a gay NBA star is outed on national TV after Alice reacts to a homophobic slur he uttered.



56 :05x06 - Lights! Camera! Action!

First aired: Feb/10/2008
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Ilene Chaiken
Guest star: Cybill Shepherd (Phyllis Kroll), Jane Lynch (Joyce Wischnia), Clementine Ford (Molly), Wendy Glenn (Isabella), Angela Gots (Cammie), Elizabeth Keener (Dawn), Malaya Rivera Drew (Adele), Wallace Shawn (William Halsey), Alicia Leigh Willis (Cindi), Kate French (Niki Stevens), Jon Wolfe Nelson (Tom Mater), Dominic Zamprogna (Greg), Chelah Horsdal (Sally)

The film based on Jenny's novel begins production and already she has to deal with a problematic star. Tina and Bette need to think about their rekindled relationship they are in. Also, the gang and the owners of the new lesbian bar have animosity regarding their competition for The Planet.



57 :05x07 - Lesbians Gone Wild

First aired: Feb/17/2008
Writer: Elizabeth Ziff
Director: Angela Robinson
Guest star: Kate French (Niki Stevens), Alicia Leigh Willis (Cindi), Elizabeth Keener (Dawn), Malaya Rivera Drew (Adele), Deanne Bray (Amy), Kelly McGillis (Colonel Gillian Davis), Clementine Ford (Molly), Patricia Velasquez (Begoña), Sandra Mayo (First AD), Dominic Zamprogna (Greg), Katey Wright (Script Supervisor), Dawn Chubai (EPK Host / Piper), Donnelly Rhodes (Colonel Jon Smyth), Ted Whittall (Captain Curtis Beech)

Production in Jenny's movie is slowed by on set clashes as the star makes a fool of herself. Meanwhile, Bette is left in charge of babysitting Phyllis's grown up child, who objects to her mom's new lifestyle. The tough colonel who is in charge of Tanya's discharge arrives on the base. Alice makes an audition for a daytime talk show, while Adele, Jenny's assistant continues to exhibit her devious behavior.



58 :05x08 - Lay Down the Law

First aired: Feb/24/2008
Writer: Alexandra Kondracke
Director: Leslie Libman
Guest star: Cybill Shepherd (Phyllis Kroll), Kate French (Niki Stevens), Malaya Rivera Drew (Adele), Clementine Ford (Molly), Patricia Velasquez (Begoña), Kelly McGillis (Colonel Gillian Davis), Angela Gots (Cammie), Deanne Bray (Amy), Dominic Zamprogna (Greg), Aaron Craven (Kevin Mador), Ted Whittall (Captain Curtis Beech)

Now that her scandalous behavior has hit the magazines, Niki's manager feel the need to go into damage control. Meanwhile, Alice is called on to testify at Tasha's military hearing; Shane has his eyes on Phyllis's straight daughter; and Jodi invites Tina and a date to her dinner party.



59 :05x09 - Liquid Heat

First aired: Mar/02/2008
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Rose Troche
Guest star: Cybill Shepherd (Phyllis Kroll), Clementine Ford (Molly), Elizabeth Keener (Dawn), Malaya Rivera Drew (Adele), Lisa Langlois (Andrea), Jane Lynch (Joyce Wischnia), Alicia Leigh Willis (Cindi), Kate French (Niki Stevens), Dominic Zamprogna (Greg), Jon Wolfe Nelson (Tom Mater)

Kit and the owners of Shebar convene to mediate their grievances and stake claims for lesbo turf. Meanwhile, Shane and her "straight girl crush" have an encounter, and Jenny fires male actor who hit on Niki. Also, Tina and Bette decide that they will see a therapist to help come to an understanding, Max's admire makes a move, and Tasha tries adjusting to a non-military life.



60 :05x10 - Lifecycle

First aired: Mar/09/2008
Writer: Angela Robinson
Director: Angela Robinson
Guest star: Malaya Rivera Drew (Adele), Kate French (Niki Stevens), Clementine Ford (Molly), Jon Wolfe Nelson (Tom Mater)

As the girls prepare to set off on the Subaru Pink Ride, Tina spots Niki Stevens embarking on more than just a bike ride with Jenny. Shane is confronted by her new admirer, or shall we say 'stalker' Molly. A sympathetic Tina pedals through the topic of Jodi and Bette.



61 :05x11 - Lunar Cycle

First aired: Mar/16/2008
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Bob Aschmann
Guest star: Malaya Rivera Drew (Adele), Melanie Lynskey (Clea Mason), Angela Gots (Cammie), Elizabeth Keener (Dawn), Patricia Velasquez (Begoña), Lisa Langlois (Andrea), Alicia Leigh Willis (Cindi), Wendy Glenn (Isabella), Kate French (Niki Stevens), Aaron Craven (Kevin Mador)

Adele shocks the producers of Lez Girls as she gathers everyone together to reveal a steamy sex tape between the film's director and leading lady. With the film's reputation at stake, she informs everyone of her blackmailing agenda. Breaking up is tough to do as Jodi returns to Bette for answers. Back at The Planet, the girls are outraged when SheBar owners Dawn Denbo and her lover Cindi announce their newest purchase.



62 :05x12 - Loyal and True

First aired: Mar/23/2008
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Ilene Chaiken
Guest star: Cybill Shepherd (Phyllis Kroll), Angela Gots (Cammie), Elizabeth Keener (Dawn), Clementine Ford (Molly), Melanie Lynskey (Clea Mason), Wendy Glenn (Isabella), Kate French (Niki Stevens), Alicia Leigh Willis (Cindi), Wallace Shawn (William Halsey), Holland Taylor (Peggy Peabody), Jane Lynch (Joyce Wischnia), Patricia Velasquez (Begoña), Malaya Rivera Drew (Adele), Benjamin Ratner (Suit #1), Brian Markinson (Aaron Kornbluth), Robert Wolfgang Weiss (George Charles), Jon Wolfe Nelson (Tom Mater), Nicole Lyn (Vanessa)

Kit finds an advantage in having Helena return. Jodi's latest "sculptural expression" surprises Bette. Alice finds concern in Tasha's post military career choice. Tina is infuriated by Adele's on air power play. Phyllis has a talk with Shane about her relationship with Molly. The film's wrap party erupts with emotional fireworks.



63 :06x01 - Long Night's Journey Into Day

First aired: Jan/18/2009
Writer: Ilene Chaiken
Director: Ilene Chaiken
Guest star: Janina Gavankar (Papi), Kate French (Niki Stevens), Clementine Ford (Molly), Lucy Lawless (Sergeant Marybeth Duffy), Guinevere Turner (Gabby Deveaux)

Careers evolve, relationships are tested and friendships end in murder. It begins with Jenny found dead! As a result, everyone’s lives are turned upside down leaving all the friends despondent but also suspects – who did it and how did it happen? Flashbacks of the months leading up to the murder will be the only way to put the pieces together to learn why.



64 :06x02 - Least Likely

First aired: Jan/25/2009

Bette and Tina talk about expanding their family and beginning a new life but the plan could be ruined when Bette bumps into an old friend with dangerous potential; Alice and Tasha ponder their compatibility as they seek counseling; an old flame appears sending Helena reeling; and Max is faced with an extraordinary situation.



65 :06x03 - LMFAO

First aired: Feb/01/2009

The negative half of "Lez Girls" disappears. Shane's constant apologizing to Jenny is finally detected. Alice feels hurt after Jenny denounces her want to write a screenplay. Bette is told a secret by Phyllis which she had been keeping to herself. Opening night at Kit and Helena's new club is a hit!



66 :06x04 - Leaving Los Angeles

First aired: Feb/08/2009
Guest star: Elizabeth Berkley (Kelly Wentworth)

Shane and Jenny are still melting over each other; Bette and Tina go to Nevada to meet a potential birth mother; Max is trying to deal with being pregnant; Alice and Tasha play matchmaker; and Kelly Wentworth may have what Bette needs.



67 :06x05 - Litmus Test

First aired: Feb/15/2009
Guest star: Elizabeth Berkley (Kelly Wentworth)

Despite the deal with a missing film print, Jenny sells them another script. Kelly, wanting to make a name in the world of art, goes into business with Bette. Alice and Tasha have both formed a crush on Jamie. Meanwhile, the girls run interference for Helena so that she can work on getting closer to Dylan, and Jenny encroaches Shane.



68 :06x06 - Lactose Intolerant

First aired: Feb/22/2009
Guest star: Elizabeth Berkley (Kelly Wentworth)

Jenny throws Max a baby shower; Bette and Tina's adoption process hits a roadblock; Kelly goes in for the kill when Bette attends her gallery opening solo; Shane feels crowded by Jenny; and Alice begins feeling three is a crowd.



69 :06x07 - Last Couple Standing

First aired: Mar/01/2009

The dance marathon at the Los Angeles Gay & Lesbian Center is all ready to go. A move to the Big Apple is in store for one character; rumors on the dance floor peg Alice and Tahsa as a couple on the outs; Kit has a shocking revelation from the Hit!'s Sunset Boulevard; and the bus station has a no-show.



70 :06x08 - Last Word

First aired: Mar/08/2009

In the final episode of the series, what starts out as a celebration of friendship quickly ends in a web of betrayal and deceit; the girls find themselves in the slammer with Sergeant Duffy; and the investigation into Jenny’s death begins…



Finale Special

First aired: Mar/08/2009

Take a nostalgic look back at the past five years of the lives, loves and losses of the women of "The L Word" in this series finale special.