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Craig's monologue tonight takes on one of his favorite targets, Hollywood goof Mel Gibson, and a new target the Obama's new dog, Bo (he's mean!). Later, the first guest is singer/actor DWIGHT YOAKAM, who's on to plug his new movie, Crank: High Voltage. Also, MARY McCORMACK (USA's In Plain Sight) drops by.
In Plain Sight airs it's 2nd season premiere this Sunday night on USA.
Crank: High Voltage (which also stars Amy Smart and Jason Statham) released on April 17th, 2009
Craig: (talking about Mel Gibson) Mel now really knows what women want: a divorce.
Craig: (talking about Mel Gibson) Mel blames the divorce on irreconcilable differences, commitment issues and the Jewish people.
Craig: (talking about Mel Gibson) If his wife get a good divorce attorney she could get half his crazy.
Craig: (talking about the Obama's new dog) Actually the problem of cleaning it up the poop will fall on some low level White House employee with nothing else to do. Joe Biden's gonna be cleaning up the poop.
Craig: I like the dog but it does not make me a notorious showbiz homosexual just because I like a little dog...I'm a notorious showbiz homosexual for completely different reasons.
Craig: (in response to a viewer email) I see I'm not the only one whose taken LSD.