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It's tax day in America and Craig goes through the usual comedic jabs at the IRS, the Tea bag loons and a few assorted others (see quotes) in the monologue. Later, welcoming Icon MICHAEL CAINE as his first guest of the night. The chat covering Caine's new movie, Is anybody There? Also, former Late Late Show staff member turned comedian MATT BAETZ performs.
Craig: I used to have a pierced ear, do you see that? And I had to take the ear ring out because uhhh...I'm a whore for CBS.
Craig: ...so if you're watching this show and you haven't filed your return that's two huge mistakes you've made today.
Craig: (talking about the tax code) President Obama said today his goal was to simplify things. He wants to make it so simple Joe Biden can understand it.
Craig: I will admit that I lied on my tax return this year...I listed my occupation as Entertainer.
Craig: I'm not kidding. Today thousands of Republicans who oppose gay marriage got together in public parks for a little tea bagging.