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The swine flu has Craig on edge and that's the focus of tonight's monologue. Though thankfully Craig offers us some common sense advice on how to avoid dying (wash your hands and go the doctor if you feel bad). Later, singer/actress SHIRLEY MANSON drops in for a little chat. Also, BRECKIN MEYER, from Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, is back to give us a preview of his new movie.
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (which also stars Michael Douglas, Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner and Lacey Chabert) released on May 1st, 2009
Craig Ferguson: ...it's always like: (pretending to be a newscaster) Swine Flu tips that could save your life right after these ads for boner pills.
Craig Ferguson: By that's the name I used to dance under, (pretending to be an announcer) Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome, Napoleon Boner Pills.
Craig Ferguson: The fact is more people are gonna be hurt in car accidents than by the swine flu. So what are we gonna do put the car companies out of business? ...that's a bad example.
Craig Ferguson: (reading a viewer email) Ron says, when you take acid how much longer does it take for the effects to wear off? Well let's see the last time I took acid was 1980, about 1980, maybe 1982 I think. And I'm not entirely convinced that it's worn off.