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To open tonight's show, Manfred the Pig (the puppet) welcomes us to the show with some encouraging words about swine flu. Before Craig takes focus on the weekend's number one movie, X-men Origins: Wolverine, in tonight's monologue. Later, JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN, from ABC's Grey's Anatomy, mixes it up with Craig. Also, star of the new ABC series, Castle, STANA KATIC drops by.
Episode Info
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Episode number: 5x75 Airdate: Monday May 04th, 2009 Director: Brian McAloon
Writer: David Harte (1), Philip McGrade, Joe O'brien, John T. Reynolds, Ben Stout, Tom Straw, Joe Strazzullo, Lynn Ferguson (1), Ted Mulkerin, Jonathan Morano, Craig Ferguson |
Episode Notes
Grey's Anatomy airs on ABC Thursday's @ 9:00 pm
Castle airs on ABC Monday's @ 10:00 pm
Episode Quotes
(Craig doing the voice of the puppet Manfred the Pig ProfessNor of Dangerous Flus)
Craig: I just discovered I could look down isn't that awesome? I'm not really looking down it's just the Scotish Conan Guy has some kind of weird cramp in his wrist. Must be from all that not-gay hand movement he does.
Craig: I just discovered I could look down isn't that awesome? I'm not really looking down it's just the Scotish Conan Guy has some kind of weird cramp in his wrist. Must be from all that not-gay hand movement he does.
(Craig doing the voice of the puppet Manfred the Pig ProfessNor of Dangerous Flus)
Craig: (after plugging a CBS sponsor) That's right not only am I a pig I'm also a whore.
Craig: (after plugging a CBS sponsor) That's right not only am I a pig I'm also a whore.
Craig: Did you know a California male carrier was arrested today for delivering meth along his mail route? And his customers are very angry but not at the mailman, they're angry at the police because their mail wasn't being delivered any faster. He's got all this meth and he's still just going at the regular pace.
Craig: (talking about the Meth delivering mailman) People got suspicious when they saw the mailman chasing the dogs.
Craig: (to the audience) Quitely please everyone or the folks at home may suspect you are paid.
Craig: (reading viewer email) This is from Jay in Terra Haute in Indiana, why do you pick on ferrets? They are great pets. I don't pick on ferrets, I don't pick on ferrets, that's a ridiculous thing to say. The fact that there wee furry bastards has nothing to do with it.
Other Episode Crew
| • Executive Producer | Peter Lassally |
| • Supervising Producer | Cathy Hoeven |
| • Producer | Michael Naidus |
| • Associate Director | Jennifer Giandalone | Tim Mancinelli |
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