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Craig's obsession with Star Trek comes to the surface in tonight's monologue as he talks about the premiere of the new film and the original 1967 series (see quotes). Later, the gorgeous AMY SMART brings Craig a gift (an ugly dog whatnot) and gives us a preview of her new film, Love and Dancing. Also, KUNAL NAYYAR from CBS's Big Bang Theory drops by for some chat.
The Big Bang Theory airs Monday's @ 8:00 on CBS
Love N' Dancing is now in limited release (May 8th, 2009)
Craig: (after breaking the camera) These cameras are old and I slap them every night like it's a naughty little donkey.
Craig: (talking about the First Lady Michelle Obama) She was on Sesame Street and she said she could see the effects of the economic downturn, it's true, Oscar the Grouch was selling his can for drugs.
Craig: It's worse than that, for fifty bucks Big Bird will let you pluck his ass.
Craig: They should make a reality show about it, about the Trekkies vs. the Jetta's. Call it America's Next Top Virgin, it'll be awesome.
Craig: Star Trek without Shatner? That's like T.J. Hooker with the hookers or like Leave It to Beaver without the...(laughter)