Lawrence Block's NEW book, Step by Step: A Pedestrian Memoir, released on May 19th, 2009
Drag Me to Hell (which stars Alison Lohman) released on May 29th, 2009
Craig: (to the audience over the opening applause) Come on it's great fun doing pretend applause, I understand. Sometimes I just do it when I'm alone.
Craig: Although we're a bit nervous here in LA cause there was an earthquake last night. (gasps in fake horror) I damn near pooped my hands and then there was the earthquake.
Craig: (talking about a potential sex theme park) ...you have great rides in a sex theme park. Instead of spinning tea cups you could have spinning D cups. You could have Space Mounting, Alice in Wondergland...
Craig: I don't like birthdays. I hate being the center of attention, it's why I do this show.
Craig: That's right gay bulls drive and talk like Scooby Doo.
Craig: Anyway there's a quote by George Bernard Shaw that says youth is wasted on the young and I'm not sure if that's true cause when I was young I was pretty wasted.