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A "secret" meeting of the world's ultra rich (Warren Buffet, Ted Turner) in New York City is the focus of tonight's monologue. Letting Craig announce that he's about to join those very people (see quotes). Later, artist JOHN WATERS pays a visit. Also Los Angeles based rocker, MANDA MOSHER makes her national televsion debut and performs a song from her album, Everything You Need.
Manda Mosher's album, Everything You Need, released April 7th, 2009
Craig: (after doing a Scooby Doo impression) That's right Scooby Doo is gay, i just outed him.
Craig: I read today on the google that 1 in four people admit that they text while driving. Don't worry I'm not one of them, my hands are busy with more important things. (crowd groans) It's not what you think. OK, it is what you think.
Craig: Now I was not invited to the secret meeting of Rich people, but I think I may be at the next one because I've got an announcement to make. You might as well know it. I'm about to become very rich and I want to make the announcement on the show so you don't read about it in the papers. Today I got an email from a Nigerian prince...
Craig: (laughing sarcasticly) Yeah CBS is gonna go bust without the commercials they sell on this show.