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After a visit with the "rerun fairy" for much of last week, we're back to NEW episodes tonight with the "live fairy" (see quotes
). Which ends up being the focus of the nights monologue mixed with some bits of others news. Later, Craig welcomes the star of Showtime series, Weeds
, MARY LOUISE PARKER
. Also, GUILLERMO del TORO
, co-author of the NEW novel, The Strain
. TORI AMOS
performs a song from her album, Abnormally Attracted to Sin
Tori Amos' NEW album, Abnormally Attracted to Sin, released on May 19, 2009
The NEW novel by Guillermo del Toro (and Chris Hogan), The Strain, released on June 2, 2009
Weeds airs it's Season Premiere on Monday, June 8th, 2009
Craig: You know it used to be me versus Conan every night. It was like we would strip naked and wrestle.
Craig: ([/i]talking about his competition Jimmy Fallon[/i]) I would like to now challenge Jimmy Fallon to naked on air wrestling.
Craig: Dick Cheney said today he supports gay marriage. I'm like what? ...I think he only supports gay marriage because he views it as a form of torture. But anyway he supports it. And there's also the good news that he recieved a marriage proposal from Senator Larry Craig.
Craig: (talking about Susan Boyle losing British Idol) ...she lost the British American Idol. Weird name for a show but that's what it's called, British American Idol.
Craig: Anyway it's nice to be back cause I wasn't here most of last week. CBS doesn't let me tell you in advance cause they're afraid you won't watch because there's gonna be a visit from the "rerun fairy". The "rerun fairy" was here last week but the "live fairy" is here tonight.