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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Denis Leary, Diane Birch

Tonight Craig gets a surprise when his paper girl turns out to be TV legend, BETTY WHITE. Later, DENIS LEARY, star of the FX drama Rescue Me & and the upcoming movie, Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs, pops in for a chat. Later, DIANE BIRCH performs a song from her new album, Bible Belt.

Episode Info  
Guest Stars
Denis LearyDenis Leary
As Himself

Musical Guests
Diane BirchDiane Birch
As Herself

Betty WhiteBetty White
As Herself
Frank OzFrank Oz
As Voice of Fozzy Bear
Main Cast
Craig FergusonCraig Ferguson
As Himself
Shadoe StevensShadoe Stevens
voiced Himself
Episode Notes
Rescue Me airs on FX, Tuesdays @ 10 pm.

Diane Birch's NEW album, Bible Belt, released on May 19th, 2009

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs opens on July 1st, 2009

Denis Leary's NEW book, Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid released on November 18th, 2008

ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Diane BirchNothing But A Miracle 

Episode Quotes
Betty White: Well, duh, Craig, I know what the internet is. I just didn't know you could get news from it. I only use mine for porn.

Craig: But why did you say your name was Susan Jenkins?
Betty White: Oh I didn't wanna use my real name, it's a little embarrassing.
Craig: Betty there's nothing embarrassing about delivering newspapers.
Betty White: No, coming on your show Craig is embarrassing

Craig: (talking about Obama's date with wife, Michelle) They didn't have to pay for a babysitter, cause the older daughter watches the younger daughter and the younger daughter watches Joe Biden

Craig: I'm sure Obama would rather give a sponge bath to Rush Limbaugh than see a Broadway play.

Craig: Republicans, may I suggest that slamming the President for being romantic with his wife is not the best way to win back those millions of women who deserted you in the last election.

Craig: (talking about GM seling the Hummer brand to China) Considering how much money America borrows from China, I'm amazed the U.S. didn't start giving them Hummer's a while ago.

Fozzy Bear: What did the Grizzly bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth? The Dentist, Wocka Wocka!

Other Episode Crew

Executive ProducerPeter Lassally
Supervising ProducerCathy Hoeven
ProducerMichael Naidus
Associate ProducerErin Willetts
EditorKip Gibson  |  Brian Rosner
Make-upTrent Cotner
Camera OperatorSandra Harris  |  Jim Velarde  |  Mark McIntire (2)  |  Joel Binger
Property MasterJoe Gubbins
Script SupervisorErica Scandariato
Script CoordinatorMelissa Preston
Associate DirectorTim Mancinelli  |  Jennifer Giandalone
Segment ProducerLisa Ammerman  |  Megan O'toole  |  Cole Wilson  |  Ian Kornbluth  |  David Podemski
Main Title ThemeAustin Stroker  |  Craig Ferguson  |  Todd Yasui  |  Tim Mosher
Main Title Theme Written/performedCraig Ferguson
Make-up & HairMichelle Daurio
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