Rescue Me airs on FX, Tuesdays @ 10 pm.
Diane Birch's NEW album, Bible Belt
, released on May 19th, 2009
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs opens on July 1st, 2009
Denis Leary's NEW book, Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid released on November 18th, 2008
Betty White: Well, duh, Craig, I know what the internet is. I just didn't know you could get news from it. I only use mine for porn.
Craig: But why did you say your name was Susan Jenkins?
Betty White: Oh I didn't wanna use my real name, it's a little embarrassing.
Craig: Betty there's nothing embarrassing about delivering newspapers.
Betty White: No, coming on your show Craig is embarrassing
Craig: (talking about Obama's date with wife, Michelle) They didn't have to pay for a babysitter, cause the older daughter watches the younger daughter and the younger daughter watches Joe Biden
Craig: I'm sure Obama would rather give a sponge bath to Rush Limbaugh than see a Broadway play.
Craig: Republicans, may I suggest that slamming the President for being romantic with his wife is not the best way to win back those millions of women who deserted you in the last election.
Craig: (talking about GM seling the Hummer brand to China) Considering how much money America borrows from China, I'm amazed the U.S. didn't start giving them Hummer's a while ago.
Fozzy Bear: What did the Grizzly bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth? The Dentist, Wocka Wocka!