Craig: (to the viewers) You look naughty tonight...do you need to be punished?
Craig: If you're gonna send a Vice President to negiotaiate with a mad man why not send Joe Biden?
Craig: You see North Korea and South Korea are seperate countries, the south is nice the north is evil. It's like the Dakota's. South Dakota nice, North Dakota evil, everybody's knows that. North Dakota is ruled by psychotic dictator, Governor John Hoeven. Now I only say that, it's not true, but his sister Cathy works on this show so if I say that she'll be all mad.