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Food is the central focus of tonight's monologue as Craig comments on everything food related, including the food from his homeland. Later, CHRIS MATTHEWS chats Craig up about the current state of politics in the US. Promoting his new book, The Hardball Handbook: How to Win at Life. Later, indie pop sensation, THERESA ANDERSSON performs a song from her album, Hummingbird, Go!
Theresa Andersson's album, Hummingbird, Go!, released on September 2nd, 2008
Chris Matthews NEW book, The Hardball Handbook: How to Win at Life, released on April 14th, 2009
Craig: It's a terrible shame and I'm very worried that. I just hope, I hope with all my heart that California can find another dumb blonde with fake boobs.
Craig: (talking about Top Chef Masters) It's like Project Runway but for people who liked to eat.
Craig: Were I grew up at the cooking wasn't great in Scotland. In Scotland gravel is considered a condiment.
Craig: Do you think it was important for Obama to pick a women to replace Justice (David) Sutter?
Tim Meadows: Absolutely Craig. It's goodbye Justice Sutter, hello Justice Hooters.
Craig: So what you're saying is you think it's important to have both genders represented in the Supreme Court?
Tim Meadows: Well it doesn't really matter to me, Craig. Men, women, we all look the same when we're naked.
Craig: Actually Tim that's not true. Men have a penis and women do not.
Tim Meadows: Oh god I think I been going to the wrong Hooters.
Craig: And where did you say that Hooters was?
Tim Meadows: Why would I know about affirmative action cause I'm black? That is racist, this is a racist show and you are a racist maniac. I got my job the same way you did Craig, by having sex with the President of CBS.