Public Enemies, which also stars Johnny Deep, Christian Bale and Stephen Dorff, released on July 1st, 2009
Michael Musto's columns appear regularly in, The Village Voice, and their online site.
Craig: (talking about his old high school asking him to speak) Did you know they asked me back, when I got this show, they asked me to go back and talk to the kids. And I'm like, what am I gonna say to the kids? I recommend dropping out of school and being a blackout drunk for 20 years kids. And then boom CBS in the middle of the night! What the hell am I gonna tell them?
Craig: (talking about Jon & Kate plus 8 divorcing) The show is still gonna go on though, they're gonna change the title to Jon & Kate minus half of John's stuff.
Craig: (talking about Tennis) it's not a sport, it's just guys in tight shorts sliding around slapping balls, it's like a party at Elton John's house.
Craig: People get crazy about the sex toys, like the vibrating beds and things that vibrate. I'm very vanilla about sex. The last time someone brought something weird, an appliance into the bedroom to help with the sex, I'm like I'm
sorry I don't wanna go there Regis, I'm not interested.
Craig: I like bellhops, I tip them generously after they've handle my bag...I give them more if they bring up the luggage.