Craig: I tell you why it's a great day, it's a day I wait for all year. This is a real day I'm not making it up. Today is Cow Appreciation Day. So I had a hamburger for my dinner.
Craig: Do you know the Ukraine has banned the movie Bruno? They say it's full of nudity and gay sex, but there's some things in it they don't like.
Craig: President Obama recently said SpongeBob was his favorite cartoon. He loves to watch that silly little guy run around saying crazy stuff and annoying everyone. It reminds him of Joe Biden.
Craig: (talking about Bret Michael Rock of Love) I watched that show for two minutes and got crabs.
Craig: ...and as I get older I find that I'm turned on by certain cartoon characters. Betty Rubble, Jane Jetson, Fred from Scobby Doo.