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Tonight's show begins with a phone call from MICHAEL IAN BLACK
(he can't make it) on a phone that's not connected
. The star of the MTV reality series, Paris Hilton's My New BFF
, diva PARIS HILTON
is back as the first guest of the night. Later, author ALAN FURST
chats about his novel, The Spies of Warsaw
, which is now out in paperback. RAY LaMONTAGNE
performs a song from his album, Gossip in the Grain
Ray LaMontagne's album, Gossip in the Grain, released on October 14th, 2008
Paris Hilton's My New BFF airs Tuesday's @ 10 on MTV
(on the phone)
Michael Ian Black: I'll be honest with you Craig
Michael Ian Black: I bought a Nintendo Wii system.
Craig: Oh you did?
Michael Ian Black: I got the Mario Cart thing and I haven't left my couch in six weeks.
Craig:Could I...come over?
Michael Ian Black: Well I'm not wearing any clothes.
Craig: I repeat my initial question!
Michael Ian Black: (laughs) I've kept the couch warm for you Craig.
Craig: Michael I'll be right over and...keep the couch...
Michael Ian Black: Sticky I'll keep it stick for you.
Craig: I hate these obscene fall calls.
Craig: (holds up the phone and shows it's not connected) Wait a minute this isn't connected to anything. So he couldn't possibly been on the phone I must have been hallucinating. But if you heard it that means you're as high as me.
Craig: And this is true in Baltimore, I love Baltimore, anyway in a Baltimore swimming pool 317 people set the Guinness World Record for skinny dipping. 317 people, these people are crazy...you wouldn't catch me in a pool with all those nuts.
Craig: I've seen the real adult version of Harry Potter. I rented in a hotel room accidently...Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone.