Craig: CBS doesn't endorse anything I say, you know that?
Craig: (talking about record producer Phil Spector) You can disagree with Wikipedia and it won't pull a gun on you, but if you...
Craig: Phil Spector and Lars Ulrich are very different of course, one is an insane musician who should get the electric chair and the other is Phil Spector.
Craig: Santa is probably back at the North Pole by now trying to protect his reindeer from Sarah Palin
(during the cooking segment Craig squirts a load of cream into Kristen's mouth but a long gooey string lands on her chin)
Kristen Bell: Don't take it there guys, don't take it there.
Craig: You're welcome America.