Craig has a cameo in Gerard Butler's film, The Ugly Truth, playing himself on this very show.
The Ugly Truth (also stars Katherine Heigl) released on July 24th 2009
Jackie Collins latest novel, Married Lovers, is now out in paperback.
Craig: (talking about Jean Claude Van Damme) He was the Muscles from Brussels when he was doing his thing. I used have a name like that when I first came to America. I was the 'Hot Mess from Loch Ness'.
Craig: I'm not really a rebel, I'm just a whore for CBS.
Craig: There's over 800 types of beer made in Belgium, I know I drank them all in one night. I woke up in a brothel in Amsterdam. I worked there for 6 months before I sobered up. Besty damn blackout of my life.
Craig: Really they've been ruled by so many people the Belgium's, that there Code of Arms says: clean up when your done. That's what it says.
Craig: (talking about a language spoke in some parts of Belguim) Flemish is a language that's been dying out since the invention of anti biotics.
Craig: Smurfs are from Belguim, remember the Smurfs? They were the blue guys that lived in the forest. It was a little village of Smurfs, there were 50 men Smurfs and one girl. No wonder they were all blue really.