Jim Breuer's new stand-up special, Let's Clear the Air, debuts on Comedy Central, Saturday @ 11 pm (July 25th, 2009)
I Love You, Man released on DVD, August 11th, 2009
Craig: Don't you patronize me you bastards.
Craig: It hasn't been a good week for Hillary Clinton, the North Korean government lashed out at Hillary Clinton. Saying, they said she looks like a school girl. Bill Clinton responded with, I wish.
Craig: There's exciting music news this week, two new Mozart symphonies were discovered. Two new symphonies discovered, and you know what's weird? One of the symphonies was a duet with 2pac.
Craig: (talking about G-Force) The guinea pigs in the new movie aren't even the hairiest spies that have been in the movies, that title goes to Sean Connery. (imitating Sean Connery) To find the shecret microphone you'll have to give me a full body wax.
Craig: I actually had a Guinea pet when I was a kid. Well technically it was my sisters but we shared, we shared everything, pets, toys, boyfriends...