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Craig's commentary on former President Bill Clinton's North Korean rescue mission is the focus of tonight's monologue. While also handing out a few comedic jabs to Clinton's former Vice President, Al Gore. Later, WOLF BLITZER, from CNN's The Situation Room pays another visit. Also, ROSE BYRNE, from the new movie Adam.
Craig: Congratulations today to Bill Clinton, back in America today after going to North Korea and freeing the journalists. I think it's amazing. To be fair, it wasn't that difficult for Bill he's used to sneaking woman out of Government buildings.
Craig: You wonder how it makes Al Gore feel having Bill Clinton rescue his employees. That would be like NBC relying on Jay Leno to save their entire network.
Craig: L.A. and North Korea are very different places of course. One is a cruel place filled with soulless people who are despised by most Americans...and of course the other one is North Korea.
Craig: Ellie in Toronto says, dearest Craig, I would really like to be a guest on your show. Do I need any special qualifications or talents in order to appear? You clearly haven't watched this show. Not only do you not need any special qualifications or talents to appear you don't need any to host the damn show.
Craig: (showing a picture of Kim Jong Il) I've said it before, that's one angry lesbian.
Craig: (talking about Al Gore's network, Current TV) I first heard that Al Gore had a network, I automatically figured it was the Food Network.