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Craig's a biker, sorta, and he's all excited about the annual Sturgis (South Dakota) motorcycle rally that's taking place this week and that's the focus of tonight's monologue. Later, the star of the new summer film, (500) Days of Summer, ZOOEY DESCHANEL is back for a visit and preview. Also, Scottish rockers, GLASVEGAS perform a song from their self-titled album.

Episode Info  
Guest Stars
Zooey DeschanelZooey Deschanel
As Herself
Zooey DeschanelZooey Deschanel
As Herself

Musical Guests
As Themselves
As Themselves
Main Cast
Craig FergusonCraig Ferguson
As Himself
Craig FergusonCraig Ferguson
As Himself
Shadoe StevensShadoe Stevens
voiced Himself
Episode Notes
The Self-titled album from Glasvegas released on January 6th, 2009

(500) Days of Summer (which also stars Joseph GordonLevitt) began limited release on July 17th, 2009

Check out Craig's "Map of South Dakota"

ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
GlasvegasDaddy's Gone 

Episode Quotes
Craig: (as Wavey the Alligator/Crocodile) Basically I'm here cause I'm on a show that has no material.

Craig: All week long in Sturgis there's been a gathering of bikes and Biker Mama's and the men who ride them both.

Craig: They've been doing the motorcycle rally in Stugis, South Dakota since 1938. Now Sturgis is a town with about 6000 people in it but their expecting about a half a million bikers for Sturgis. Half a million, that is a lot of mustaches and leather crammed into a very small place. It's like a party at Ryan Seacrest's house.

Craig: I love slippin slides, don't you? If you don't like slippin slides then go join your friends in Al Qaeda.

Craig: I have a motorcycle I do and I love my bike. I enjoy the roar, the throbbing, the feel of the heat between my thighs...then I get on the bike.

Craig: Is what I'm saying is I like the clothes that go with (riding a bike). The motorcycle girls look great but you've got to understand that you're wearing all that leather and you have to be careful what bars you walk into. I've made that mistake hundreds of times.

Other Episode Crew

Executive ProducerPeter Lassally
Supervising ProducerCathy Hoeven
ProducerMichael Naidus
Associate ProducerErin Willetts
EditorBrian Rosner
Make-upTrent Cotner
Camera OperatorJoel Binger  |  Jim Velarde  |  Mark McIntire (2)  |  Sandra Harris
Property MasterJoe Gubbins
Script SupervisorErica Scandariato
Script CoordinatorMelissa Preston
Associate DirectorJennifer Giandalone  |  Tim Mancinelli
Segment ProducerMegan O'toole  |  Lisa Ammerman  |  Cole Wilson  |  Ian Kornbluth
Main Title ThemeTim Mosher  |  Todd Yasui
Make-up & HairMichelle Daurio
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